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Beat the weekend cold snap with 3 new movies and three classics!

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The South African winter has some breath left and that will klap Gauteng and the Western Cape one last time over the weekend. Saturday will be expecially fokken cold and unfortunately for my self, I’ve organized a braai months ago which can’t be postponed for the third time, thanks to the fokken coronavirus.

For you peeps who are going to spend the weekend indoors because of the cold, I’ve compiled a lekker list of movies to keep you company: three relatively new movies and three classics to stream  –  or two for each day of this unpleasantly cold weekend. Between these six movies, they cover a moerse variety of genres – action, thriller, crime, mystery, drama, comedy, sci-fi and even horror!

Take it easy this weekend, but fokken take it!
Becky
Becky Hooper is a thirteen year old teen who gets bullied at school, her mother passed away a year earlier and her relationship with her dad isn’t lekker. In an attempt to reconnect with her, he organizes a trip to their home on the lake. Meanwhile two dangerous criminals who are begin transported to a facility, overpowers police officers, murder them and pose at them. Their paths eventually cross with Becky and her father but I don’t want to read to much up on this movie and spoil it for myself because this sounds like the perfect action thriller for a Friday evening with some dop! The main character, Becky is played by Lulu Wilson and she was only 11 years old when she first read the script!
From the peanut gallery:
“The Paul Blart series sure took a dark turn”

Run
This is a fantastic crime & mystery thriller1 I had to pause it around 20 minutes in, to read up on it because I had a moerse strong feeling that this movie was the doing of Stephen King, but it turned out that he was in no way involved in this film. It tells the story of a homeschooled teenager who begins to suspect that her mother is keeping a dark secret from her. I don’t want to say any more than this, so just watch it. If you’re in the mood for a Stephen King movie that feels 100% like a Stephen King movie but was 100% not done by Stephen King at all, you will enjoy Run immensely! I can’t even tell you more about the actress, as it might give away some plot lines, so do yourself a favor and only read up on Kiera Allen after you’ve seen the film. She was cast perfectly for this role!
From the peanut gallery:
“The scariest part of watching it yesterday with my family is how Chloe goes downstairs to the computer and her psycho mum is just in the dark watching her like what the hell!!!”

Midsommar
To select drama, horror and mystery, please press 1. A bunch of tjommies travel to Sweden to attend a carefree summer festival which only takes place  once  every ninety years in one of the remote towns. What starts out as a dream holiday, gradually turns into a fucked up nightmare as the  festivities devolve into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult. Is sounds like a satanic Oppikoppi festival in Sweden gone extra wrong. I’m no horror fan, but I feel like I need to watch this. Maybe it is like Devilsdorp with a Swedish accent.
From the peanut gallery:
“They really took “darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” to a whole new level!!!!”

Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
Connor Mead (Matthew McConaughey) is a fashion photographer who smaaks his casual sex. He goes to his younger boet’s wedding rehearsal at his dead uncle’s estate, trying to convince his brother not to get married. Later in the men’s room, his uncle’s ghost appears to him. This oom (Michael Douglas) is the guy who taught Connor all his womanizing ways, but then tunes him that he was wrong and that three ghosts will visit him that night: the ghosts of girlfriends past, present, and future. I’m pretty sure you can do with this classic sci-Fi comedy over the weekend. When Ben Affleck was considered for the leading role, offers went out to Warren Beatty, Robert De Niro, Bill Murray and Jack Nicholson for the part of Uncle Wayne. But hey, who needs them when you have Jennifer Garner and Emma Stone?
From the peanut gallery:
“I always thought if I can’t get a girlfriend to be happy with then I would just move into a haunted house and find a ghost girl to be with.”

We’re the Millers
One of the greatest comedies of all time, Jennifer Aniston stars as a stripper, helping out a zol dealer by posing as one quarter of his fake family as he heads to Mexico to pick up a sizeable shipment of weed. This movie is a fokken laugh a minute and I don’t think I’ve seen a hotter scene than when Jennifer Ansiton does a little strip tease scene in the warehouse. She was 44 back in 2013 when this was filmed and I’ve neve seen such beautiful legs before or since then. You get a little taste of it in the trailer as well. Jennifer Aniston used a butt double for the stripping scene but all parts of the scene are Aniston other than butt close-ups. Like I said – best looking pair of legs on this planet!
From the peanut gallery:
“This was one of the BEST comedy movie ever! I was surfing the internet and I found this a couple months ago and it was AMAZING :)”

Blade
Blade II
Blade Trinity
So we cheated a bit on the list. There is in fact 8 movies to klap this weekend, thanks to Wesley Snipes and the Blade-trilogy. It is a zef action-packed super hero horror of sorts classic. Half-man, half-vampire, Blade is the first and last defense for humans against the evil vampires.  Wesley Snipes was interested in doing a movie adaptation of the Black Panther comics when he was offered the project. He said that he was unfamiliar with the Blade comics. This was more than 20 years ago already! Just have fun with it. This is probably your Sunday sorted. I’m pitching this to the wife for Sunday.
From the peanut gallery:
“This movie still holds up after all these years. Even with 90’s CGI and being 20 years old, it ranks up there with any of the best superhero movies. It even holds up against some of the best action movies, period. Also, this was the first movie I ever saw Sanaa Lathan in.” 

Need more streaming goodness? Check out our top 10 list of movies and TV series picks from The Plumlist. It is my to-go-to website when I’m stuck for streaming ideas from Netflix, Showmax and Amazon Prime:
 #10. Sandra Oh aces the lead role in acclaimed comedy-drama The Chair
There’s so much good stuff going in this new drama comedy series, where to even begin? What about Sandra Oh, who has stepped out of pure television dramas like Grey’s Anatomy and Killing Eve and dipped her feet in comedy waters? It’s a most agreeable temperature and she’s showing herself to be an accomplished swimmer.
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# 9. 7 shows and movies to watch if you love Ted Lasso
You either love Apple or you hate Apple, for its sheer arrogance and reluctance to play nicely with others. From phones that refuse to recognise Bluetooth devices or anything other than an own-brand cable, to Apple TV+ and its one-episode-a-week format in a world increasingly devoted to binge-viewing, there is no middle ground.
On Netflix & Showmax
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#8. Showmax Originals coming soon, from Blood Psalms to Troukoors
The eighth Showmax Original in eight months, Temptation Island South Africa, launches this Thursday, 26 August 2021. Now the African streaming service has announced a diverse slate of eight more series – and three more movies – on their way, including Showmax’s first telenovela, romcom, and scripted West African Showmax Original.
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 #7. Interview: Javicia Leslie on her groundbreaking role in Batwoman S2
When Season 1 Batwoman, billionaire Kate Kane, goes missing in action (following actress Ruby Rose’s exit due to a back injury), homeless ex-con Ryan Wilder, played by Javicia Leslie, stumbles upon the batsuit and, with it, a chance to rise above the system that has kept her powerless all her life.
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#6. Interview: Teresa Palmer on A Discovery of Witches Season 2
Season 2 of A Discovery of Witches, adapted from Deborah Harkness’s bestselling All Souls trilogy, continues the vampire-meets-witch saga of forbidden love as the star-crossed lovers time walk from the present back to 1590 to hide from the Congregation while Diana learns to control her magic.
On Showmax
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 #5. 6 funny mockumentary series for fans of The Office
The Office did not invent the mockumentary genre. It’s been around since Orson Welles’s 1938 radio broadcast of The War of the Worlds and attributed to even earlier works such as the once banned French pseudo-documentary, Land Without Bread.
On Netflix & Showmax
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# 4. Found-footage films and where to find them on internet TV in SA
The found footage film genre chest-burst into existence with the release of deep forest horror mystery thriller The Blair Witch Project in 1999. Using handheld cameras to create a sense of reality, spontaneity and “document” an actual happening, the film’s viral marketing strategy leveraged its “true story” to generate curiosity and extra publicity.
On Netflix & Showmax
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 #3. Brace for turbulence – and laughs – with The Flight Attendant
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 407 to Bangkok. Turbulence is expected on this route, so please fasten your seatbelts for HBO’s murder mystery comedy, The Flight Attendant, now on Showmax.
On Showmax
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 #2. Your Honor: Bryan Cranston returns to TV for the first time in eight years
How far would you go to protect your child? That’s the question Judge Michael Desiato (Oscar nominee and multiple Emmy winner Bryan Cranston from Breaking Bad) is faced with in the thriller Your Honor, now streaming on Showmax.
On Showmax
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 #1. Seven reasons to watch Huisgenoot: Ware Lewensdramas
South Africans have not stopped talking about Devilsdorp since it was released on Showmax at the end of July. One of the things that make the true-crime drama stand out is how the inconceivable bizarreness of event upon event makes up the canvas of the unbelievably horrific bigger picture of the Krugersdorp Killings between 2012 and 2016.
On Showmax
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 3 spot, Brace for turbulence – and laughs – with The Flight Attendant“:
The Flight Attendant is a story of how an entire life can change in one night. A flight attendant (Cuoco) wakes up in the wrong hotel, in the wrong bed, with a dead man – and no idea what happened. The dark comedic thriller is based on the novel of the same name by New York Times best-selling author Chris Bohjalian.

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Ontmoet Purple Rain van die Pan Perde wat aan die 2021 Bull Run deelneem!

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UPDATE:
Jis-jis! Julle is fokken cool! Ons het gister twee donasies vir die perdjies ingekry – JL Van Rooyen het 200 skille gesweef en JT Maritz het 250 pitte geplant. Moerse dankie, julle! Elke bietjie help met die girls se kakduur expenses.

Dan moet ons ok spesiale melding maak van ‘n company wat na vore getree het met ‘n befokte sponsor package – die mense van Good Golly Studio:

Good Golly gaan ons help om die Pan Perde se pannewales te dokumenteer by die 2021 Bull Run. Hulle gee vir die girls ‘n spoggerige nuwe Instax Mini 11 kamera om saam te neem op hulle avontuur! Hulle borg ook al die stickers wat orals oor die kar kom, sodat mens sommer van vêr af die moeilikheid kan sien aanrol.

Ondersteun hulle gerus! goodgolly.co.za is ‘n moerse stylvolle online gift shop. Hulle is gebasseer in George maar lewer landswyd af! Die shop verkoop ‘n verskeidenheid produkte – van decor vir jou huis, tot klere en ander bykomstighede. Dis moerse nice as jy veral bietjie iets anders soek om as geskenke te gee. Hulle ondersteun selfs kunstenaars in die area met ‘n reeks digital prints. Hulle maak ook voorsiening vir die enkelbyters met boeke en handgemaakte speelgoed. Maar Good Golly sorg nie net vir die Miss Molly’s onder ons nie – hulle is boonop ‘n next level graphic design studio en kan help met alles van troukaartjies en logo’s, tot corporate stationary en printing. Dis soos die Pick ‘n Pay van printing en presente. Kry jouself in die pound seats en gaan bestel vir jou goose ‘n ou mooi dingetjie of ‘n pink kamera, toe man!

Dis mos fokken lekker om lekker mense te ondersteun?


Jy kan nog steeds vir jouself ‘n kaartjie koop vir die event wat 6-10 Oktober plaasvind, so fokken doen dit net en kom kuier saam met ons almal! Ons het vanoggend confirmation gekry dat ons tente bespreek is en ons is kak excited. Voel hierdie nipples!

Ons wil baie graag die girls help, so ons travel agter hulle aan om die storie te dokumenteer vir Watkykjy en probeer die woord uitkry om so bietjie zak in te samel, so help asseblief deur te donate, as jy kan! Daar word ‘n piele recap video van die hele avontuur aanmekaargsit en die girls sal vir jou of jou company ‘n dik shout-out gooi in die video.

Ons gooi vir julle die shopping lysie onderaan vandag se perdjie se introduction, asook hulle banking details.

Check sommer ook die ander perdjies tot dusver se profiles uit:
Wildfire
Baby Buns
Aurora
Dark Moon

Dis dan al die girls. Maybe moet ons julle volgende week aan die kar voorstel sodra hy terugkom van spraakterapie af.


Purple Rain (Liezel)
Oorle Prince sou wat wou gee om so spogperd te kon besit. ‘n Mooikoppie maar ook ‘n malkoppie wat nie op die bek geval is nie. Sy is ‘n properse plaasperd wat pronk met een pedigree vulletjie. Sy is steeks in die dag en mak in die nag. Yup, nie anders om nie. Uiteindelik so bietjie balans in die mix en iemand om die kaptein bystand te verleen deur res van die span merries in toom te hou wanneer die son sak oor die woestynsand. Haar bullshit detector se batteries raak ook nooit pap nie so jy kan haar sommer as ‘n sambreel gebruik wanneer dit conspiracy theories begin reën. En moenie met haar probeer kakpraat nie. Soos Jimmy Abbott destyds vir Leon Schuster getune het: “Moenie soos ‘n fokken muskiet hier voor my kom rondhop nie. Ek sal jou van jou voete af klap!”

Purple Rain is die eienaar van die Mazdang 1600 perdekar en ook die co-driver op hierdie mission. Haar job is ook om al die speeding fines te betaal of om vir die pote weg te jaag. Laasgenoemde is actually makliker want die traffic department is altyd fokken offline.

Drie dinge waarmee jy hierdie merrie in ‘n wip kan vang:
Cappuccino
Glitter
Guns

Waar sit Purple Rain? Net waar die fok sy wil. Dis haar kar.


Oorweeg dit asseblief om die girls te help met so bietjie zak:
Dit sal moerse cool wees as julle kan help om die las ligter te maak. Die Mazdang is fokken oud en daar makeer so paar dinge wat zak kos.
Julle kan sommer direk in hulle bankrekening hieronder inbetaal en die proof of payment aan griffin@watkykjy.co.za stuur. Daan gooi ons vir jou ‘n lekker shout-out in die video en sommer hier op die site ook. Wees so gaaf soos ou Schalk, man:

  • Petrolpompie – glug-glug-glug-glug-glug
  • Suspension – die potholes op pad na die jol maak hulle gatte klaar.
  • Die carburetor kort werk. En probably ook ‘n treinkaartjie na Oos-Londen. En net een sigaret, meneer.
  • 4 tyres – anders moet hulle die kar op die treinspoor inhaak op die rims.
  • Petrol – want Elon Musk het nog nie ‘n elektriese weergawe van die Mazdang 1600 ontwikkel nie.
  • Sakgeld vir die pad – hulle like Simba chippies en Energade saam met hulle gekookte eiers.

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griffinOntmoet Purple Rain van die Pan Perde wat aan die 2021 Bull Run deelneem!
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Ontmoet Dark Moon van die Pan Perde wat aan die 2021 Bull Run deelneem!

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UPDATE:
Daar was ongelukkig gister geen donasies vir die girls nie. Nie eers ‘n sent nie.
Weet julle wie het ‘n sent gekry? Jacob moerefokken Zuma. Ai man.
Sulke gut punch.




Jy kan nog steeds vir jouself ‘n kaartjie koop vir die event wat 6-10 Oktober plaasvind, so fokken doen dit net en kom kuier saam met ons almal! Ons het vanoggend confirmation gekry dat ons tente bespreek is en ons is kak excited. Voel hierdie nipples!

Ons wil baie graag die girls help, so ons travel agter hulle aan om die storie te dokumenteer vir Watkykjy en probeer die woord uitkry om so bietjie zak in te samel, so help asseblief deur te donate, as jy kan! Daar word ‘n piele recap video van die hele avontuur aanmekaargsit en die girls sal vir jou of jou company ‘n dik shout-out gooi in die video.

Ons gooi vir julle die shopping lysie onderaan vandag se perdjie se introduction, asook hulle banking details.

Check sommer ook die ander perdjies tot dusver se profiles uit:
Wildfire
Baby Buns
Aurora

More introduce ons julle aan die laaste panmaat. Ja, panmaat. Want hierdie verhaal peel af in die panne.


Dark Moon (René)
Moet nou nie Dark Moon verwar met die Plakkietoria emo metal band van die middel 90s met dieselfde naam nie. Hulle het Manowar t-shirts en sulke fokken simpel wye okkie-broeke gedra. Okkie lankie, okkie kortie en wyer as Julia Roberts se smile. O wag, niemand fokken weet van hulle nie, so ons kan aangaan met die storie.

Dark Moon van die Pan Perde is van nature ‘n dark horse met ‘n sagte hart. Sy spog met twee opgeskote vulletjies, so moenie met haar kak soek nie. Sy vreet miskien appels in die dag maar sy swaai hulle as die son sak. Sy dra dalk haar prefek-balkie onderstebo, maar sy is totes in beheer van sake as spankaptein en bouncer. Sy hou die merries in toom en maak seker dat almal vroeg genoeg gaan lallies sodat hulle perdfris is vir elke dag se challenges. Vieruur die oggend is mos vroeg, of hoe? Haar super power is dat sy ‘n kakstorie ‘n plaasmyl vêr kan ruik, so vermy liewer oogkontak met haar as jy byvoorbeeld ‘n piramideskema of daai Crowd1 crypto boktos aan haar probeer smous. Sy kyk fokken reg deur jou. In fact, daai kyk wat sy jou gee wanneer jy ‘n poefstorie probeer bak, brand so fokken erg dat jou siel aan die brand sal slaan. En dan voer sy jou aura vir Aurora om braaibroodjies mee te maak. Maar maybe is jou siel lucky genoeg om ‘n Uber te kry voor die perde jou in die pille skop.

Hierdie stoetmerrie se job is om die ander perdjies in toom te hou en om die wa op sy spoor te hou.

Drie dinge wat hierdie merrie in haar kerskous sal like:
Kick boxing
Sand (What the actual meth free basing fuck?)
Guns. (Pew-pew!)

Dark Moon sit regs voor, agter die perdekar se leisels.


Oorweeg dit asseblief om die girls te help met so bietjie zak:

Dit sal moerse cool wees as julle kan help om die las ligter te maak. Die Mazdang is fokken oud en daar makeer so paar dinge wat zak kos.
Julle kan sommer direk in hulle bankrekening hieronder inbetaal en die proof of payment aan griffin@watkykjy.co.za stuur. Daan gooi ons vir jou ‘n lekker shout-out in die video en sommer hier op die site ook. Wees so gaaf soos ou Schalk, man:

  • Petrolpompie – dis soos ‘n asmapompie, maar vir karre.
  • Suspension – op en af tot die honde blaf is net lekker tot op ‘n punt.
  • Die carburetor kort werk. Hy is werkloos.
  • 4 tyres sodat die goeie tye weer kan rol.
  • Petrol – “petrolduur” gaan nog ‘n legit expression word, want peper is actually fokken cheap.
  • Geld vir meisiegoeters. Soos like, Rennie’s en shit.

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Haas Das episode 2 – Bobbejaantjies rook

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Ons het nou al vir julle al die Pinocchio episodes in Afrikaans gegee, ‘n hele spul Trompie episodes en nou is dit Haasdas se Nuuskas se beurt vir so paar weke. Haas Das was ‘n oorspronklike Afrikaanse weeklikse kinderprogram wat in Diereland afgespeel het en is in 1976 deur Louise Smit in die lewe ingebring. Dit was die heel eerste kinderprogram wat ooit in Suid-Afrika op TV uitgesaai is. Riaan Cruywagen was verantwoordelik vir Haas Das se stem.

Haas Das episode 2 – Bobbejaantjies rook
Na Oupa Dassie die Bobbejaantjies laat rook en Oom Olifant hulle natspuit, is Moeder Raaf kak onsteld oor die hele storie.

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