A quickfire round of 16 Christmas movies to choose from, to make you forget about 2020!

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Fokkit peeps, 2020 fucked us really  hard. This was one of the toughest years for most of us and there is not one person that can brag that he/or she didn’t get affected. We all got hard reality poesklappe and it’s time for this year to end now although it doesn’t mean that  we’re out of the woods yet – a lot of experts reckon the real kak is only going to hit us in 2021. At least a vaccine is pretty much around the corner, so there’s a tiny silver lining for you. Or is it a sliver of a lining?
It is basically Christmas and we’re supposed to celebrate and be happy and eat turkey and gammon and give and receive prezzies. Ja? With what fokken money, huh? One of my tjommies hit the nail on the head on Facebook yesterday:  “The hardest part of Christmas 2020 is going to be selling the story that Santa Claus was involved in a tragic hit-and-run incident on Christmas Eve, but that’s what happens if you do not wear your belt.”
Glad I’m not a kid this year. Shame.
One way to lift the spirits is to klap some Xmas movies. That always makes me feel better and it is virtually free. Look at it this way, if you gooi Showmax with R99, and you only watch these sixteen Xmas movies on my list, you pay like  R6.20 per movie. I think I  paid R7.50 to watch Lion King back in 1994, so that’s ‘n moerse bargain. Genoeg kak gepraat, let’s get Krismissie!
Peppa Pig: Christmas Party Special is obviously for the kids. Or for serious daggarokers. It’s Christmas in the Pig household and everyone is invited for a great big party! Who will show up and what gifts will they bring? And is there a chance we’ll see Santa Claus himself? I don’t know! Tell me! Want more stuff for the kids or the daggarokers? Also try Timmy Time: Timmy’s Christmas Surprise where he and his friends get snowed in at the nursery on Christmas Eve and decide to create their own Christmas right there. Ah sweet, man!
Luckily we’re heading into family fun territory with Arthur Christmas a fun family hit with loads of festive spirit. Christmas has become a laborious operation rather than a joyous time (hello, 2020!) and Santa’s youngest laitie, Arthur, seems to be the only oke who still cares.
Time for some all-time crowd pleasers!
Enter Jim Carey as The Grinch who’s had enough of all this happiness kak, and conspires to steal Christmas from Whoville! C’mon, everyone has seen Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole Christmas and we all want to watch it again!
Here is another one all the way from 1987 which you might have seen but deffo would watch again – A Garfield Christmas! Yay! Garfield has to survive a Christmas on the farm with Jon’s family. Everyone on the farm wants to be active and we know Garfield is a lazy fokkertjie! Fortunately there are plenty of naps and good food to help him cope. That’s how the entire December should be – food and naps.
The only movie on the list not suited for kids under 16, is A Bad Moms Christmas with Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn and Susan Sarandon in the story of three under-appreciated women who rebel against the challenges and expectations of organizing Christmas, while hosting and entertaining their own mothers. If you think that’s a mouthful, you should heat the ladies swear!
For some drama and romantic comedies, try these out:
Candy Cane Christmas – Neighbours reckon: “Fuck decorations this year!” Woman searches for a new tradition to lift her holiday spirits.
Christmas Matchmakers – Book publishing company’s Xmas party is around the corner. The editor volunteers to help her boss find a dude.
Christmas Getaway – Travel writer planned a lekker Xmas holiday at a fokken mooi place for her and her bae. He surprise-dumps her. She goes alone.
A Christmas Princess – A prince from Who-The-Fuck-Cares-istan rocks up in New York City to plan his family’s annual Christmas charity dinner.
Christmas on Holly Lane – Three chilhood chommies has fond memories of their friend, Sarah’s pozzie. They re-unite as grootmense to save the house.
Dear Secret Santa – Jennifer the workaholic  a heads to her hometown just before Christmas to help her dad. He fucked himself up while putting up decorations. She starts receiving Christmas cards from a secret admirer. Creeeeepeeeee!
The Last Christmas Home – Megan and her two sisters reunite every Christmas in their childhood home. This year, mom and dad put it up for sale. The buyer is Megan’s childhood crusg, Nash. OH EM GEE!
Last Christmas – Kate is a frustrated Londoner who works as an elf in a year-round Christmas shop. I don’t see her problem? I think being an elf is a fucking cool job! Luckily she meets Tom. Tom is not an elf. Tom is a guy.
Christmas Made to Order – Architect Steven is tasked with hosting his family for Christmas for the first ever. He’s really kak with it, so he brings in the beautiful Gretchen, a professional holiday coordinator, to help. I don’t wanna things this, but I skeem they fall for each other.
Need more? Check out our top 10 list of movies and TV series picks from the Plumlist. It is my to-go-to website when I’m stuck for streaming ideas:
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# 9. Interview: Lebo M on tackling issues of fatherhood and family
It’s fitting that Lebo M’s creative legacy and magnum opus is the soundtrack of The Lion King, which he forged with famed fellow-composer Hans Zimmer. The Lion King is a tale about the often-complex relationship between fathers and sons, and in Lebo M – Coming Home, it’s precisely those issues that Lebo and his family face head on.
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#8 Where to stream the M-Net Sunday Night Movies in December 2020
There’s no time like December for an all-out movie marathon. Here are the movies that will be dropping on M-Net on Sunday nights this month, with details of the dates when they’ll land on DStv online and Catch Up so that you can plan your holiday viewing ahead of time.
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 #7 Six feel-good escapist movies for the ultimate staycation
Everyone can agree, 2020 has been a crazy year! To cap off the madness most people are going to Romania (say it slowly) for the year-end holiday. We’ve got a winning concept for you that will kickstart your next globe-trotting or jet-setting adventure without lifting a finger! Okay, you may need to lift a finger to press play or pop corn in the microwave but leave the travel itinerary to us.
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#6 Hugh Grant and Nicole Kidman play a couple in free-fall in HBO’s The Undoing
HBO once again marries superstar Nicole Kidman to David E Kelley for what is currently a thrilling and dramatic miniseries of six episodes. Following the success of Big Little Lies and its subsequent second season, The Undoing could well follow the same path.
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Craving a high-octane dose of action that won’t take weeks to get through? Try these movies on Showmax, DStv Now and Netflix next time you’ve got a couple of hours free – they all launched in the last two years, and are a mix of fan-favourite box-office hits and indie gems.
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If you grew up before the rise of cellphones and the Internet, you’ll remember a time before technology intersected with every waking moment. This was an age when a phone was something you left plugged into the wall at home, movie night involved travel, you had to watch whatever was on television and visit a library to fudge your essay’s bibliography.d.
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 #2 The best series coming to Showmax in 2020
Here’s some of the binge-worthy entertainment to look forward to this year, including the best of HBO and BBC, and new seasons of fan-favourite series.
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 10 spot, Six comedians in their best serious rolesand we’re selecting Brad’s Status from that list:
A father takes his son to tour colleges on the East Coast and meets up with an old friend who makes him feel inferior about his life’s choices.

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griffinA quickfire round of 16 Christmas movies to choose from, to make you forget about 2020!