FaceApp is getting really old, real fast!

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Look, I am not your dad (although I could be one touch on a smartphone away from looking old enough to be your dad, hell even your gramps), so I am not going to tell you what to do. But like any good dad, I can give you some sage fatherly advice. And like a typical juvenile delinquent you can just ignore my advice and learn this important life lesson the hard way on your own. It is really just a low level suggestion – read. It is a very basic life skill which all of us have (you’re reading this right now), but very few people ever use. Have you recently fucked up some tech or equipment because you didn’t RTFM? (read the fucking manual). Does it take more effort to return something that you fucked up because you didn’t bother to read the user manual or assembly instructions or would reading one paragraph have save you petrol and time? You mos fokken wing alles, né? Now look at your phone. Apps. Terms and conditions. You agreed to shit that you don’t know the first thing about on every single thing that you installed. You might end up like Kyle from South Park where he is kidnapped after agreeing to an iTunes user agreement without reading it. He was forced to become part of a “revolutionary new product” that is about to be launched by Apple (season 15 episode 1):

Tell me, why are we so weird? With Instagram and all sort of filters, people try their best to smooth out their skins, make their eyes bigger, teeth whiter and ears smaller. To such an extent that people’s noses disappear as if by magic. In strolls FaceApp all like: “Hey, who of you fuckers want to look poes old and wrinkly?” and the entire interweb is like: “ME! ME! ME! ME!”

It is fucking depressing, man! The seemingly “can’t wait to die factor” aside – jirre people, get a grip. Just take some time and fucking read. It will also protect you from fake news and spreading fake news yourself.
Here are FaceApps own terms and conditions:

In addition to photos generated via the app, FaceApp’s privacy policy states that it also collects location information and information about users’ browsing history. “These tools collect information sent by your device or our Service, including the web pages you visit, add-ons, and other information that assists us in improving the Service” . And though it states that “we will not rent or sell your information to third parties outside FaceApp,” it explicitly says that it shares information with “third-party advertising partners,” in order to deliver targeted ads.

On the FaceApp website the company also lists all sort of praises and quotes from reliable and reputable tech websites, but when you do a tiny bit of research (or just plain reading because you are not lazy), the same sites also have some warnings. Here are actual quotes on the FaceApp site followed by more info from the same sites:

“Who said augmented reality requires donning a pair of goggles?” – TechCrunch
Also on the TechCrunch website: “Given how many screenshots people take of sensitive information like banking and whatnot, photo access is a bigger security risk than ever these days. With a scraper and optical character recognition tech you could automatically turn up a huge amount of info way beyond “photos of people. So, overall, I think it is important that we think carefully about the safeguards put in place to protect photo archives and the motives and methods of the apps we give access to.”

“The gender swapping is perhaps the most interesting feature, and often turns out some quite convincing results.” – The Verge
Also on the The Verge website: “As with the last viral moment, however, users have been surprised to learn that the app’s creators are harvesting metadata from their photos.”

“Different from the filters we know through Snapchat, FaceApp instead morphs faces by blending in facial features so that it can change a closed mouth to a toothy smile.” – Mashable
Also on the Mashable website – “You might want to think twice before you use viral selfie app FaceApp.”

“Using artificial intelligence, the app morphs faces by merging in facial features. The app uses neural networks for its transformations.” – IBT
Also on the IBT website: “with the United States presidential elections around the corner, Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer has called for the Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) to probe the Russian app over national security and privacy concerns.”

“Tired of all those duck-face selfies? Replace them with a toothy grin with just one tap.” – Digital Trends
Also on the Digital Trends website: “Are you concerned about how FaceApp is using your photos? If so, there’s a way to remove your data from the app — but it might take a while.”

You see what happens when you don’t read? Or when you do read, but you don’t go investigate for yourself if a piece of the puzzle might still be missing? That’s also how people get quoted out of context. Valuable info goes missing. You could for instance quote me as saying: “I used FaceApp on a recent photo Donald Trump and he looks pretty damn decent!” but you left out the important part of my sentence to fit your narrative, because what I actually said was: “I used FaceApp on a recent photo Donald Trump and he looks pretty damn decent for raisin which shat out a turd!”

Get old the proper way – in front of the fucking TV, like God intended it.
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 1 spot, the befokte lekker local show, Elders: Japan

Erns Grundling, who gave us Elders:Die Camino, is back with his travelogue series. This time he heads to Japan to walk pilgrimages and see if the country is ready for the Rugby World Cup.

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