Score twee tickets vir Ramfest

So jy is lus om te kom uithaak by Ramfest? Ons het kaartjies ter waarde van 600 skille om weg te gee – 'n double ticket, m.a.w jy en jou beste nuwe vriend kan gaan. Hierdie kompetisie is slegs vir outjies wat na die  Durban of Joburg show wil gaan kyk. Sorry, Slaapstad, maar julle was maar traag met die laaste kompetisie, so ons ignore julle vir een rondte. Julle het 'n geelkaart gekry by Watkykjy. Ons het in elk geval klaar in die geheim twee kaartjies vir Kaapstad weggegee agter die skerms en onder die tafel deur vir 'n kopkou.

Hoe werk dit?

Fokken maklik. Neem iets cool, kak of zef iewers in jou huis af. Jy moet die woorde "Stuur my fokken Ramfest toe!" iewers aandui op 'n manier. Photoshopped prentjies wat jy van die interwebs aftrek gaan nie die cut maak nie. Wil jy jou kanse verbeter? Almal hou van tiete. Skryf dit oor jou tiete. Wil jy jou kanse nog verder verbeter? Volg @Ramfest en @watkykjy op twitter en looi jou foto's daar en tag dit met #ramfest. Ons gaan hulle vra om die wenner te kies volgende week se kant. Alternatiewelik kan jy jou fotos vir ons mail (griffin-at-watkykjy-dot-co-dot-za). Ons sal van die bestes op Watkykjy uitpomp sodat die ander Watkykertjies ook kan spec wat in jou huis of op jou tiete aangaan.

Die kompetisie sluit Vrydag 4 Maart teen duiktyd, so maak seker jy operate en raak nie aan die fokken slaap nie.

Hieronder is  'n voorbeeld van 'n inskrywing vir die spesiale klas kinders wat prentjies nodig het om shit te verstaan. Onder dit sal ook al die info en line-up kan speck vir Ramfest.

Check julle in die biertent by Ramfest… Dit gaan 'n fokken grote wees.

RAMFEST INFO:

As the summer season hits it`s peak so does the festival circuit. RAMfest is upon us once more.

This year, RAMfest, boasts 3 venues in 3 cities, over 5 days, across 6 stages. That’s right! RAMfest will be visiting 3 major cities in 2011. This helps to cement the event`s reputation as one of South Africa’s Ultimate Rock Festivals.

We are happy to announce that this year`s line up includes two international bands: Alkaline Trio (USA) and Funeral for a Friend. Die Antwoord, Van Coke Kartel and Zebra and Giraffe are the local acts that will be performing at all three RAMfest events.

John Vlismas will be the host for RAMfest all round in all three the provinces. Here are the dates:

CPT: Nekkies Holiday Resort, Worcester: 4 – 6 March.

DBN: WaveHouse: Wed 9 March.

JHB:  Riversands Farm, Fourways: Sat 12 March.

LINE UP CAPE TOWN:
MAIN STAGE:
Alkaline Trio (USA), Funeral for a Friend (UK), Die Antwoord, Gazelle, Zebra and Giraffe, Van Coke Kartel, The Revelators,  Blk Jks, Ashtray Electric, Desmond & The Tutu’s, Mr Cat & The Jackal,Stepdog, Pretty Blue Guns, The Great Apes, Tumi, Ree-Burth, Dance! You’re on Fire, The Sleepers, Isochronous, Not My Dog, Lonely Dave Ferguson, Wrestlerish, 7th Son, Bittereinder, Mix n Blend.

ALTERNATIVE STAGE:
Down on the first, Moment of Clarity, Knave, Mind Assault, Contrast The Water, The Broken Result, Infanteria, Haggis & Bong, Symphonic Schizophrenia, Juggernaught, Sabertooth, Enmity, Theatre Runs Red, a Walk with the Wicked, The Dead Will Tell, Axxon.

ELECTRONIC STAGE:
Jam Jar, Psydstep, Bruce Willis?, P.H Fat,  Niskerone, Counterstrike, Hyphen, SFR, Mr Bong, Fletcher, Sedge Warbler, Toby2Shoes, Kennedy, Battle Beyond The Stars, Ill Tastic, El Gordo, Enough Weapons, Haezer, TOM DELUXX (FRA), Double Adapter, Liver, B-Team and more.

BEACH PARTY: Haasbroek, Tommygun, FunaFuji, Mr. Sakitumi.

LINE UP JOHANNESBURG:
MAIN STAGE:
Alkaline Trio (USA), Funeral For A Friend (UK), Not My Dog, Die Antwoord, Zebra & Giraffe, Van Coke Kartel, Pestroy, Dance Your're on Fire, Isochronous, Knave, Pity The Fool, Blk Jks, Desmond & The Tutu's, The Shadowclub.

DANCE STAGE:
RudeOne, Deeziak, CutKeyLow,Tasha Baxter, Ambush, Bittereinder, Benson

LINE UP DURBAN:
Alkaline Trio (USA), Funeral For A Friend (UK), Die Antwoord, Zebra & Giraffe, Van Coke Kartel.

FACILITIES:

ENTERTAINMENT AREA
Stages, bars and stalls will be inside a fenced off entertainment area.

BEER GARDEN
LARGE TENTED bar areas, with tables, benches and parasols = BEER GARDEN.

MARKET
We strive to bring you the best in festival foods, affordable yet healthy and delicious. Catering for everybody's needs, clothing and other festival paraphernalia also. A Merchandise stand with credit/debit card facilities will be there again.

CAMPING and SWIMMING – Cape Town only.
RAM is a full weekend camping outing, bring your tents caravan's and camping gear. It is HOT that time of the year so bring extra shade i.e. Gazebo's stretch tents, sun hats, umbrellas. There is a river and Swimmingpool for cooling off, don't forget your inflatables. NO open fires will be tolerated.

KREEF HOTEL (Cape Town only) is happy to announce that they will be setting up their point five star festival tent hotel at the RAMfest 2011.
Pre-pitched bow tents with mattresses & locks. Secure parking, lighting & 24-hour security. Luggage porters (to help you rest your case), daily breakfast, coffee on tap, cell-phone (cameras, laptops) charging facilities and even a private little bar just for you. Clean toilets (a ply within) & our famous hot showers, exclusively for Kreef guests. All this and more super service crawling distance from the RAMfest stages, at a price to fit your pocket. Rock Hard, Sleep Soft… KREEF HOTEL …the calm thing is to remain important… BOOK NOW at www.kreefhotel.co.za

Cape Town only: There are daily trains leaving from CPT to Worcester. Once at Worcester catch a taxi ride to the festival.

TICKETS:
Tickets available from www.ticketbreak.co.za

Cape Town:
3 day wk/end pass: R450 presales. R500 at gate.
Sat/Sun pass: R450 presales. R500 at gate.
1 day Sunday pass: R100 gate only (entry from 08:00)

Johannesburg:
Presales: R250.00 and R300 at gate.

Durban:
Presales: R200 and R250 at gate.