Check, ons kry baiekeer weird e-mails, maar ek weet regtig nie waddefok om hiervan te maak nie…

can you translate this for me please…

"It started of as a regular day. I woke up at 08:00am and had breakfast. After I had a bath and got dressed in my new clothes. We had many guests over delivering parcels and giving well wishes. Night began to come and we were about to leave to a celebration at my aunty's house. When we arrived there I greeted everyone and wished them well for the day. It was a quite and boring night. Later that night I was reunited with my cousin from johannesburg.

That was when the trouble started. They ran out of ice during the party so my cousin and I went to buy more. The shop we went to also sold fireworks. My cousin bought over R1000 of fireworks. We went back home and gave them the ice of and than picked up a few friends up and went to the park to light the fireworks. We lit a few and than at the same time we all thought of a devious plan. We used my aunty's car exhaust as a rocket launcher. Every rocket went perfectly.

That is until my cousin used one of the bigger rockets. The rocket went further than we expected and it hit a building. It went through the window and exploded in their house. The curtains caught on fire and the house burnt to the ground with all the family's possessions. Fortunitly they were not at home. When the police arrived we were gone. One of the neighbours noticed us and gave a description of the car. We knew they traced the car to my aunty and they would be waiting for us to return so we did not go home. For two days we were evading the police. On the third day we ran out of money and we assumed that people had forgotten about us. We drove past our road only to find out that the whole road was jammed with the police cars. My aunty was getting sued by the owner of the house. Thats when we knew we were in trouble."

It would be a real help im just trying to pass. my email address is ********@gmail.com. when you send the email can you send me a please call me to notify me to check my emails. my number is 084******* 

Ruven

thanks i would really appreciate it