Hierie is vir die Kaapse outjies, of vir Valies wat hulleself dalk Dinsdag 16 November in die Kaap gaan bevind.

Ons gee twee double tickets weg vir twee Watkykertjies wat Corne en Twakkie se The Most Amazing Show wil gaan kyk by die Baxter Theatre in Kaapstad. Ons hoor dis ‘n heavy fancy plek.

Wat moet jy doen? Dis easy – die beste twee foto’s van Watkykertjies se snorre wen die double kaarjtjies. Dis mos nou Movember en alles, so daar behoort al ‘n hele paar ouens met liplapa’s rond te loop. Ons kies die wenners hier teen Vrydag se kant. Gooses moet nie huilerig wees nie – neem jou boyfriend se snor af.

O ja, moenie Pieter De Villiers se snor instuur nie. Ons disqualify jou. Moenie fokken simpel wees nie.

Happy snapping.

The live show is a terrifying life-changing experience of comic hysteria presented with their unique blend of stand-up comedy, satire and audience participation. “You will laugh till your faceballs explode. You will never be the same again,” cautions Twakkie.

“We are overjoyed to be returning to our favourite stage,” says Corné. “We have been working for months in our top-secret comedy laboratories in Kraaifontein to make sure we bring the people of the Western Cape the most amazing Most Amazing Show ever. Bigger, better and funnier than ever.”

Corné, aka The Love Captain or Love Doctor, promises to heal even Helen Zille’s broken heart and reckons that “if you don’t love this show, you are probably Julius Malema.”