<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 10:24:53 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>watkykjy - die beste afrikaanse blog en website in die heelal.</title><description>Ons check jou kallers. Ons haal jou uit.</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>623</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-709249219558307438</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 09:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-29T11:37:44.982+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>julia malema</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Watkykjy kry 'n bomber jacket. Dis amper nuwe jaar!</title><description>Omdat sommige van julle werfetters met vakansie was en dalk nie die Sondag so net voor krismis in die hande kon kry nie (ek is self een van daai werfetters) gooi ons die reseppie vir die Julius Malema hoener sommer hieso vir julle om te spaai. Click op die prentjie onderaan om dit mooi groot oop te maak en sit jou leesbrille op.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In ander irrelevante nuus: Watkykjy en die interwebs bereik van vandag af tot wanneer die klok nuwe jaar slaan 'n skietstilstand. Ons is besig om die sait se nuwe baadjie se soompies om te werk en daai knoop aan te werk wat ons in die barney verloor het buitekant die Daspoort tonnel. Dit was nogal baie fokken werk maar Anja Slaptiet staan reg met die naald en gare. Julle gaan die nuwe baadjie kwaai like. Dit het 'n klomp ekstra sakke en maak mens lekker warm onder die kraag. Ons speck julle marabsies as 2010 aanbreek. Met 5 ton illegal Marabastad fireworks en alles. Gaan sluit solank jou honde toe en gooi 'n lappies kombersie oor die budjie se hokkie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/malemaSondag-723922.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 284px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/malemaSondag-723847.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-709249219558307438?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/watkykjy-kry-n-bomber-jacket-dis-amper.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-9092835310182120897</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-28T07:42:00.363+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>watkykjy tips</category><title>Maak zak met Watkykjy en GPS Creative</title><description>Rait, so ek sal gou 'n klein geheimpie met jou deel (dis nou vir die ander ouens daarbuite wat websites of blogs run of webmasters is vir companies).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jy kan zak maak deur &lt;a href="http://www.gps-creative.com/affiliate/redir.php?id=1003"&gt;Watkykjy se zeftige GPS voice packs&lt;/a&gt; te versmous. Hierie is een van daai use it/ don't use it tipe vibes, so maak daarmee wat jy wil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Die ouens wat ons record het so paar weke terug - GPS Creative - het 'n lekker marketing plan aanmekaar geslaan waarmee bloggers so paar sente kan maak. Vir elke Watkykjy GPS voice pack wat jy byvoorbeeld verkoop, stop hulle jou 'n vyftien randjie in die hande.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Al wat jy hoef te doen is &lt;a href="http://www.gps-creative.com/affiliate/users/main.php"&gt;om hieso op te sign&lt;/a&gt;. Jy hoef nie net die Watkykjy GPS voice packs te smous nie - hulle het Mientjie, Nataniel, Nenna van Egoli, Riaan Cruywagen en sommer 'n hele klomp ander ook. As jy slim is sal jy die een kies wat die beste verkoop. Jy weet watter een dit is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sign op, kies 'n banner vir die product wat jy like, stick dit op daai onoorspronklike kak blog van jou wat gaan oor kaktus plante, puppies, die nuus of jou trotse Afrikaanse uitkyk oor die lewe wat jy eenkeer elke 5 maande update en hoop maar die sente rol in. Hou jou eerste R15 uit om vir 'n griff 'n Windhoek Lager te koop om dankie te tune as jy hom raakloop. Onthou, keep it real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hieso is 'n voorbeeld van een van die banners:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a title="Garmin" href="http://www.gps-creative.com/affiliate/redir.php?id=1003_2_banner_33" target="_new"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.gps-creative.com/affiliate/banner.php?id=33_1003" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As jy vinnig en skerp genoeg is kan jy al reeds so paar sente maak hierie week nog. Ons het klaar al die harde groundwork gedoen en die storie is nog lekker vars in almal se geheue, so jy kan terugsit en effens begin zak maak as jy 'n halwe brein het. Moet net nie dink jy gaan 'n nuwe Peugot 206 kan koop nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rapport.co.za/Content/Suid-Afrika/Nuus/2315/991976a63edf40859ccd1809fbf37301/26-12-2009-03-14/Jou_GPS_vloek_nou_heelpad_"&gt;Dit was even gister in Rapport gewees:&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/gps-767605.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 225px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/gps-767568.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Let wel dat jou site ten minste gelees moet word deur meer as net jou twee siblings en jou oupa, anders gaan jy short kom. Ons het so paar weke terug van die blogs wat ons self so nou en dan lees hiervan vertel om hulle so bietjie van 'n headstart te gee, maar party van die ouens was fokken vas aan die wakker, so nou deel ek dit maar met die res van julle ook. Hoe tune die Nigerians nou weer in Spuitieland? O ja... No food for lazy man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nou ja toe, maak maar met die info wat jy wil.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-9092835310182120897?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/maak-zak-met-watkykjy-en-gps-creative.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-8700539851488308118</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-27T23:37:04.560+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken zef videos</category><title>Piel in 'n doos</title><description>So paar Watkykertjies het duidelik werk gemaak van hulle vakansie en 'n video geskiet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Piel in 'n Doos. Mens kan nie regtig verder iets kwytraak hier nie. Woorde ontgaan my.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkQFPeopWTw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xkQFPeopWTw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-8700539851488308118?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/piel-in-n-doos.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-6918636379604538237</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-26T06:06:00.259+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Lekker!  Lekker boxing day!</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/boxing-727976.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/boxing-727947.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-6918636379604538237?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/lekker-lekker-boxing-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-1394981641520162849</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-24T20:01:01.369+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Ho! Ho! Holy shit, dis alweer Krismis!</title><description>Hoop julle marabsies kry nie te veel kak persenkies hierie jaar nie. Vat hom, vreet hom! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/hohohoh-791875.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 322px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/hohohoh-791854.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-1394981641520162849?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/ho-ho-holy-shit-dis-alweer-krismis.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-6883643672694639618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-22T07:28:00.216+02:00</atom:updated><title>'n Piele seevakansie</title><description>Lyk my die Watkykertjies is besig om lekker vakansie te hou. Hierie somerpret is deur Melissa aangestuur:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/seevakansie-701521.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/seevakansie-701499.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-6883643672694639618?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/n-piele-seevakansie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-2305333163626414554</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-21T06:45:00.439+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>watkykjy tips</category><title>Jou eie free Watkykjy Fax 2 e-mail</title><description>Gatvol vir mense en companies wat daarop aandring om vir jou fakse te stuur en jy het nie eers 'n fokken faksmasjien nie? Moeg om papier en ink te koop en zak te mors? Jou fakse kan nou sommer direk na jou e-mail toe gestuur word en dit kos jou fokol.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dis pismaklik op op te sign. Kliek net &lt;a href="http://watkykjy.co.za/fax.html"&gt;hierso&lt;/a&gt; vir jou eie free Watkykjy faksnommer. Dis nou nie 'n moerse kersgeskenk van ons af nie, maar dis beter as 'n skop in die toggos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://watkykjy.co.za/fax.html"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 250px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/WKJ_250-727101.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-2305333163626414554?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/jou-eie-free-watkykjy-fax-2-e-mail.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-3252007653498635230</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-19T02:41:11.522+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>oordentlike musiek</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken main videos</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken zef videos</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Die Antwoord</category><title>Die Antwoord - Zef Side</title><description>Raait, checkit. Ons hang so bietjie innie Kaap uit. &lt;a href="http://www.metalbox.co.za/"&gt;Shaun Metlerkamp&lt;/a&gt; van Metalbox tune my hy het gaan draai skiet by Die Antwoord se moerefokken huisie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="description"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yo-Landi Vi$$er gooi haar expensive hare orals. Ninja gooi hom se piel in alle directions within the restrictions of his expensive  &lt;/span&gt;kortbroek. Dit gooi soos twee hondjies wat binne 'n streepsak baklei. Moenie hierie met 'n mondvol kos check nie. Sluk eers en sit dan die klank hard aan. Op elf. Of something.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jirre dis zef. Gods.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4_pS46YRMIQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4_pS46YRMIQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-3252007653498635230?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/die-antwoord-zef-side.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>9</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-1297812784561531921</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 12:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-18T17:31:22.436+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>naweek</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>duik</category><title>Dis naweek</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/duikrol-737348.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 293px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/duikrol-737328.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: Onthou om Sondag die Sondag te koop. Daar is 'n spesiale Watkykjy kook bylaag tipe vibe. Verder noem ons eerder nie te veel nie.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-1297812784561531921?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/dis-naweek_18.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-1808332348440713789</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-17T09:44:00.483+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Die Antwoord gigs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jack parow</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wedding djs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Die Antwoord</category><title>Reminder vir vanaand: Die Anwoord, Jack Parow, Die Wedding Naaiers</title><description>Kyk allie mooi postertjies. Dis fokken fraai:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-yellow-703979.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-yellow-703910.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-white-756787.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-white-756726.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-purple-756677.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-purple-756606.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-pink-785152.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-pink-785083.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-orange-785031.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-orange-784930.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-green-711751.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-green-711676.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-blue-711621.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/disco-k-blue-711548.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-1808332348440713789?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/reminder-vir-vanaand-die-anwoord-jack.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-8485472916697812956</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-16T05:59:00.205+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken main videos</category><title>Warm bokkies en mondkatjies</title><description>Hierdie is 'n nuwe response op "Jizz in my pants" wat Justin Timberlake ge-feature het so ruk terug. Dis ook tien een hoe hot chicks reageer as hulle jou sien by 'n jol. Jy wil mos nie daai toggos skrop nie. Skaam jou.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DJsQcnB6GC0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DJsQcnB6GC0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-8485472916697812956?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/warm-bokkies-en-mondkatjies.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-4338128123336731793</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-15T13:53:21.338+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Kak companies</category><title>The Killers</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/killers-785851.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/killers-785848.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As jy skiem Big Concerts het organisation rondom The Killers opgefok in Joburg of Kaapstad:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gaan join &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=192882416684"&gt;hierie group op Facebroek&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-4338128123336731793?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/killers.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-2785207519296316397</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-15T09:58:39.366+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>oordentlike musiek</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jack parow</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken main videos</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>die heuwels fantasties</category><title>Die Heuwels Fantasties en Jack Parow - Die Vraagstuk</title><description>Die Heuwels Fantasties en Jack Parow se video "Die Vraagstuk" is in Aandklas op Stellenbosch geskiet iewers in Oktober of November. 'n Klomp fans het hulle gatte gaan Jack Parow hou virrie shoot. Hieso is die results: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZEUmyXQbNo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZEUmyXQbNo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-2785207519296316397?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/die-heuwels-fantasties-en-jack-parow.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-108628496155151098</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:31:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-15T09:32:56.232+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>'n Moerse conspiracy</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/skaaphond-735340.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/skaaphond-735308.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-108628496155151098?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/n-moerse-conspiracy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-3721333581874555448</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-15T08:03:00.329+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Ons sit die drol in jou drinkwater.</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/Eksdom_kakhuis-727721.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 250px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/Eksdom_kakhuis-727720.gif" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/drinkwater-727718.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/drinkwater-727716.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-3721333581874555448?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/ons-sit-die-drol-in-jou-drinkwater.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-5018886038382700326</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-14T14:29:46.035+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Zefgatte in die nuus</category><title>Moenie windgat raak nie</title><description>As jy hierdie vakansie gaan suip, probeer om jouself in toom te hou. As jy een van daai mense is wat in 'n poes verander, bly eerder van die drank af weg. Veral julle matriek laities wat so sterk raak na een Brutal Fruit wat jy deur 'n strooitjie drink.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Netnou word jy teen die kop gepoes met 'n poolstok soos hierie laitie in Margate:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/vakansie-764739.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 220px; height: 220px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/vakansie-764738.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baie sexy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lees die hele storie op &lt;a href="http://jv.news24.com/Sondag/Nuus/0,,2192-2193_2564999,00.html"&gt;Sondag&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sy pa gaan hom ook seker ook lekker donner as hy eers terug is by die huis.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-5018886038382700326?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/moenie-windgat-raak-nie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-8619726340180670916</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-14T11:34:48.215+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>oordentlike musiek</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jack parow</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Fokken main videos</category><title>Jack Parow praat oor "Cooler as ekke"</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://macromedia.com/cabs/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="zoopy-video" width="470" height="264"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://media.z2.zoopy.com/video-offsite.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="id=118927"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="all"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://media.z2.zoopy.com/video-offsite.swf" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="id=118927" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="470" height="264"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-8619726340180670916?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/jack-parow-praat-oor-cooler-as-ekke.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-3454538666238198126</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 05:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-14T07:58:38.930+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Kak Supermarket</title><description>Hierie plek moet seker 'n moerse klomp kak verkoop. Wonder of die diens ook kak is:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/DSC01983-720315.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/DSC01983-720312.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/DSC01982-720283.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/DSC01982-720280.JPG" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-3454538666238198126?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/kak-supermarket.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-7395325679710659796</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-11T14:14:00.208+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Grapgat</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>naweek</category><title>Dis Naweek! Dis fokken holiday ook!</title><description>Vinnge grappie voor ons duik:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;'n Dronk ou en sy tjerrie raak heavy jags en besig by Oppikoppi so net buitekant hulle tent na hulle Jack Parow gekokkenodge het. Na so rukkie van buikduik stagger die bra orent en tune die goose:&lt;br /&gt;"Jissisjh, ek wensj ek kan onthou waar die fokken flitsj isj!"&lt;br /&gt;Die girl tune hom:&lt;br /&gt;"Ja, fokkit! Ek ook, want jy vreet nou al vir langer as 'n halfuur gras!"      &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/holiday-734530.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 377px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/holiday-734497.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;O ja, en dis naweek. Dit is tyd om te duik:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/duikmofo-714915.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 277px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/duikmofo-714887.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-7395325679710659796?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/dis-naweek-dis-fokken-holiday-ook.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-1801725227935239968</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-11T09:54:22.914+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>krismis</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Snotstories</category><title>Watkykjy se 20 krismis tips. Stop jou krismis panthyhose vol.</title><description>Dis minder as 'n maand voor krismis en vir luigatte soos myself is daar goddank die interwebs om my shopping te doen. Verby is die dae van die last minute rush tussen creepy kersvaders, skreeuende kinders, krimpies wat jou haakskene vasfok met Hyperama trollies en die odd gewapende rower by Menlyn. Online shops soos Kalahari sal ook sommer jou perskenke vir jou gift-wrap vir mahala voor hulle dit vir jou pos. Niks meer kites toedraai vir die snotneus kinders in die familie met jou ou Rapport, Beeld of vis &amp;amp; chips pampiere nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ons het hieso vir jou so top 20 lys met idees vir persente aanmekaar geslaan. Ek self moet so paar van hierie outjies koop en het so skuins duskant fokol zak, so maybe is ek daai naai by Menlyn met die AK47 hierie krismis. Godweet goed het duur geraak...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jy kan feitlik enige fokken ding deesdae online koop. Tot jou fake kersfeesboom. Hierso is 'n lys van 'n so paar voorstelle as jy nie weet wat die fok jy gaan doen vir krismisboks nie:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Obviously het jy die volgende twee Watkykjy kerspersente nodig:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Eerstens:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Die zef Watkykjy voice pack deur GPS Creative vir jou Gaaarmin - slegs R149. K-Lo tune jou hoe om te ry. Gaan luister na die sample soundclips:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gps-creative.com/products/watkykjy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/klooo-742736.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt; click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Die manne daar by &lt;a href="http://www.gps-creative.com"&gt;GPS-Creative&lt;/a&gt; run op die oomblik 'n moerse special. Koop enige voice pack vir  R149,95 (soos die Watkykjy voice pack) en kry Bruno the Bender en Franco Fontein se voie packs verniet. Ons het na die voice packs geluister toe ons daar was. Dis nogal cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En as jy nie 'n Garmin het nie, is hierie enetjie nie te bad nie: &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Die Garmin Nuvi 205 -  R1,349.95&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Nie te kak geprys vir 'n entry level outjie nie. Ek skiem dis die een wat ek gaan kry, want ek het so kak stuk Telefunken (al die 2de fokken een) wat ek by Makro gekoop het omdat ek 'n bliksemse cheapskate was. Hy reboot heeltyd asof ek in Hungary is. Fokken stupid stuk kak. Ek beter geld uitkak voor Dinsdag want ek ry Kaap toe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=33117466"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/lg/597/_01/0-0/071/7-4/597_010-00717-4D.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Tweedens:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Jy ken die dril. Click op Tos en koop ons boek. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="price_bold"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;R88.35.&lt;/span&gt; Dis fokken cheap vir 'n befokte persent. &lt;a href="http://allesistos.wordpress.com/"&gt;Gaan check op Ons boek se website&lt;/a&gt; vir meer info. &lt;/span&gt;Los hom in die kakhuis. Elke keer as iemand met die bruinbeer gaan stoei sal dit die maagpiere bietjie help om die outjies af te laai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=33223976"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/978/192/013/727/9781920137274.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Die res:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As jy klaar ons supermain boek "Is Dit Net Ek Of Is Als Tos?" besit, is hierdie ene dalk 'n cool tweede opsie:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Jeremy Clarkson se "Driven To Distraction" vir R291.04.&lt;/span&gt; Dis 'n boek. Dis snaaks. Lees hom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=34145974"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/978/071/815/554/9780718155544.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Top Gear: Back in The Fast Lane - R97.80&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dis moeilik om verkeerd te gaan met enige Top Gear DVD, veral as jy 'n kar junkie is of in Brakpan bly. Het mense in Brakpan DVD spelers, of rol hulle nog met BetaMax?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=33311176"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/600/380/509/483/6003805094834.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;District 9 op DVD - R129.95&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ons het julle anhoudend uitgekak omdat julle nie die movie gaan sien het nie. Dis nou op DVD. Ja, lekker - omdat jy nie wou luister destyds nie moet jy dit nou op jou 51cm TV kyk. Kry vir jou. Of as jy regitg te fokken cheap is, print&lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/10/interview-with-swietie-man.html"&gt; griff se interview met Sharlto Copley&lt;/a&gt; uit op pink papier en spray dit met Ego of Mum.) Very fancy en tuisgemaak. Dis die gedagte wat tel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=35104223"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/600/380/511/376/6003805113764.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Sony DCR-SR47 R3,999.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hulle het cheaper models ook, maar hierie is die beste waarde vir geld. Jy kan hom by Makro ook koop vir dieselfde prys - as jy like van parking soek, roadrage en krimpies se trollies in jou kuite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ek gaan self hierie outjie kry omdat my tweede Sony HC21e iewers in die Alexandra gedeelte van Sandton vakansie hou. Die eerste een hou vakansie in Nigeria met my $1200. Nice. Fokken nice! O ja, ons gaan die nuwe een gebruik om iewers in die nuwe jaar vir julle lekker Joost sex tapes te maak. Like 'n hele fokken reeks. Maar ons wil nie te veel weggee nou nie. Julle sal dit kokkenondge. Dit gaan befok wees.&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=34134008"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/lg/490/552/457/077/4905524570777.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Virrie kinders: Meccano Tuning R/c Sound System Car - R1068.95&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Raait, hierie is wat ek gaan voorstel vir die kids, want as jy hierie outjie (of enige ander Meccano) koop, dan het jy basically vir jouself iets gekoop om mee te speel. As jy nie jou eie kids het nie, koop sommer vir jouself in elk geval een. As jy wonder oor persente vir familie se kinders (nie jou eie nie), koop vir hulle cheap kites of iets anders dodgy (soos chockolate slabs) en spandeer zak op jouself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=33188882"&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/lg/327/349/869/950/3273498699507.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Selfone vir kids en krimpies - R469.95&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, fine hier is nog een vir die kinders. 'n Basic selfoon. Kids kry deesdae selfone. Bid jou aan. Jy kan net sowel 'n cheap-ass stuk kak koop wat hulle in elk geval gaan wegpoes. Maybe kan jy dit vir jouself koop, as jy 'n baard dra. Mense met baarde bitch altyd dat selfone net gebruik moet word om te bel en niks anders nie. Hieso oupa, hier is 'n stuk kak waarmee jy kan bel. Is jy jy nou happy? Nee, oupa, hy gee nie kanker nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=32887768"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/ev1/ev100.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Tunes:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK, so daar is nog mense daar buite wat actually vir musiek betaal. Die res van ons steel dit van die interwebs af en rip dit stukkend. Hier is so paar voorstelle vir mense (mens-mense) wat nog eerbaar is en vir musiek betaal:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;702 se solid gold. 'n Lekker double CD met kief tunes op waarop jy kan pomp of draties kap. - R136.76&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://etrader.kalahari.net/referral.asp?linkid=5&amp;amp;partnerid=4696&amp;amp;sku=34780288"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.kalahari.net/ann/all/th/600/950/933/554/6009509335549.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Van Coke Cartel se "Skop, skiet en donner" album.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weereens, moenie shops toe fok nie. Koop hom online. Jy download hom onetime. Hy is op jou PC. Jy sal nog besig wees om 'n brannas te skink, dan is die outjie klaar op jou laptop, of op jou Mac as jy een van daai neus-in-die-lug naaiers is. (Soos die Wedding DJ's)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rhythmrecords.co.za/default.asp?idAffiliate=60"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://fs6.rhythmmusicstore.com/store/album_art/Van%20Coke%20Kartel%20-%20Skop,%20Skiet%20En%20Donner.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:78%;" &gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Tagz Scrolling Message LED Badge&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="list-price"&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_30236"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30236" class="price"&gt;189.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" id="sec_list_price_30236" class="list-price"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hang hom om jou nek en program whatever jy op die display soek. Chicks sal dit like want nou kan hulle na werfetters sa manboobs (of moobs, as jy wil) staar. Jy gaan dalk net 'n PK kry as jy iets opsit soos "Wat ruik roos poes?" of "Lees hier as jy wil naai". Die besluit oor wat om te program is ultimately joune.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/cool-1/tagz-badge.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Tagz-led-tag.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102); font-weight: bold;"&gt;'n Three piece cocktail kit&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102); font-weight: bold;" class="price" id="line_original_price_30400"&gt; &lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30400" class="price"&gt;699.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maak of jy larney is. Gooi coktails soos Tom Cruize. Hou verby met die Rohepnol. Sies man, mens werk nie so nie!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/home-and-office/3-piece-cocktail-set.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Cellardine-3piece-cocktail.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Shaving kits&lt;/span&gt; - begin by &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_30466"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30466" class="price"&gt;299.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Van brushes to cut-throat razors. Kan handig inkom as jy tjoekie toe met gaan en iemand wil jou roofnaai as jy die seep moet optel. Hulle het ook oulike borseltjies en stuff, jy weet, vir as jy jou toggos smooth wil maak vir daai new year's party in Hartenbos. Chicks like nie van bos nie. Veral nie in Hartenbos nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/edwin-jagger.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_CTRBL.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;'n Solar charger&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_30403"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30403" class="price"&gt;1,199.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As daar 'n Verimark advertensie vir hierdie outjie moes wees sou hy min of meer so afgeloop het: "Man, Karike, hierie outjie fokken charge enige iets. Bring my daai hond dan wys ek vir jou. Al wat jy nodig het is die son. Well, what do you know. Ons bly in Suid-Afrika. Ons het poesbaie son! Dis nou as Eksom dit nie aan Zim verkoop nie..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/outdoor/freeloaderpro-solar-charger.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Freeloader-Pro.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;'n Glow brick?&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_29993"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_29993" class="price"&gt;380.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jirre dit voel of ek by die Vaal skou is in Vereeniging. Hy werk ook met son. As ek zak het sal ek so outjie kry, al is dit net om in iemand se gat op te druk vir die fun. Waar is daai man van Telkom?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/lights/glow-brick-green.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Glow-Brick-2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;'n USB Mikroskoop&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_30267"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30267" class="price"&gt;1,399.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speel lekker CSI by die huis.  Ek vat 'n shot in die dark hieso, maar ek is bereid om R20 te wed dat 90% van mans wat 'n mikroskoop besit heel eerste na hulle eie manbotter kyk. Hoe lykit, swem jou soldaatjies nog? YeeeaaaaaAAA!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/cool-1/usb-microscope-400.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Microscope-usb.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Monkey Spanker&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_29979"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_29979" class="price"&gt;348.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vir die outjies wat kersfees alleen by die huis gaan sit en huil. Ten minste het jy nog jou apie. Slat hom, pappie!&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/sex-toys-for-men/17.html/masturbators/monkey-spanker.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_monkey-spanker.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Clone jou eie zaber&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_29852"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_29852" class="price"&gt;620.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Die option hierso is heeltemal te veel en heeltemal te veel creepy. Van kerse tot seep en skommelstokke vir jou goose. Clone hom faktap! Los dit vir haar by die huis op die bedkassie en gaan speel darts. Sy sal jou nie mis nie. Soek solank 'n nuwe goose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/sex-toys-for-men/novelty/clone-a-willy-kit.html"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Clone-A-Willy-Kit.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"&gt;Holy toast!&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);" class="price" id="line_original_price_30268"&gt;&lt;span class="price"&gt;R&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span id="sec_original_price_30268" class="price"&gt;72.00&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moeg vir boring toast? Kry moeder Maria op 'n broodtjie. Meer heilsaam as dit kan jy nie kry nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mantality.co.za/17.html/stuff/novelty-1-2/holy-toast.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mantality.co.za/images/product_images/thumbnail_Holy-toast.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;click oppie pic vir meer info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As jy opeinding met iets Corki soos kouse of 'n Pep Stores toeknoop hempie, moenie huilerig raak nie. Jy kry darem 'n belated krismisbox by Watkykjy ook in die vorm van 'n superslick befokte heavy next level Watkykjy website. Dit was kakduur gewees maar die moeite werd. Hy gaan 1 Januarie live en jy gaan 'n lekker boner kry as jy hom sien. Anja Slaptiet is besig om haar tiete nog slapper te werk in die agtergrond. Heavy details en shit. Julle sal sien.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-1801725227935239968?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/watkykjy-se-20-krismis-tips-stop-jou.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-3513759835897840819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-10T20:21:41.609+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Moet nooit jou chappies insluk nie</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/chappies-765602.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/chappies-765576.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-3513759835897840819?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/moet-nooit-jou-chappies-insluk-nie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-2262459770141166758</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-10T19:19:25.741+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>christo brandbruggies</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>krismis</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Snotstories</category><title>Christo Brandbruggies se take op Krismis</title><description>Dis (on?)gelukkig weer sulke tyd. Jeremy Mansfield raak skaamteloos huilerig op M-net oor mense wat nog nooit limo gery het of Madiba ontmoet nie. Advanced familielede wat anyway skiem julle is poes kommen, kruip gat vir site in julle strandhuis. Over-worked ouers try hulle kinders se skoenveters vastrap in die mall se esculators omdat hulle na “Jingle Bells Rock” moet luister. Almal by jou graft begin slapgat raak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enter the Krismis..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nou van fokken waar Gehasie? Haille Selassie? Fok ek weet min van die kerel nes die een wat krismis invent het, die vibe wat my zak so poes heavy knak elke jaar. Krismis bonus kon net sowel Krismis boner gewees het. Fokken Martino vibes - “now you see it, now it’s gone.” Goed en wel tjom, so hoe speel mens die Ace of Spades? Laat ek jou riglyne gee om nie jou geld op kak te mors as jy prezzies koop nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tummy-tuck panties &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay jy’s dalk een van daai fokken wing nuts, tos gedoen op skool, spanner geswaai vir ‘n paar jaar daarna, toe eindig jy op met ‘n vettie boemboem goose met selfbeeld issues. Verimark bied ‘n oplossing, maar ‘n tos ene, een wat net mislei: sy lyk soos ‘n sexy Coke bottel met haar tummy tuck panty, maar jirre as daai kak drop, lyk sy soos ‘n swanger golden retriever. Moet nie koop nie. Verimark se unwritten pitch: “ Goedkoop koop is kak koop.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;“NET VIRRIE GRAP” –Thys die Bosveldklong se DVD set &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woorde kom heavy short as mens moet comment oor ‘n man met sulke tos grappe. Genugtig, die laaste keer wat ek iemand ‘n lag so sien uitdruk het was toe ek ‘n span Corkis opgepas het (toevallig ook op krismis). Wat Thys nie besef nie is dat as jy rooi is, is enige hare wat nie op jou kop groei nie, skaamhare. En dis basies fokken offensive. Hy kan actually sy kak grappe stuit. En hy kan ‘n adult version van “Pin The Donkey” begin. Maar in plaas van ‘n stert het jy ‘n piel, en in plaas van ‘n donkiehol, het jy sy kennebakkies. Pin die penis bo die gemmer toggos na 5 mampoere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Fake parfuum by straatsmouse &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Awe so jy wil poes baie shine vang by jou pop, nou koop jy ‘n knock-off LaKots by een of ander straatmoer met ‘n oogklap affie Kaap. Package lyk legit. Jy en jou squeeze daag op by ‘n New Years paartie. Sy ruik lekker tot so na twaalf, dan morph daai kak, en sy ruik nogsteeds sterk, maar minder charming, meer soos ‘n fokken piskrip peppermint. Haar vriendinne kokkenotch jou kak rof uit. "Armgat!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;‘n PC/PC Software vir mense oor 50 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ek reken nie die gesegte: "Leer ‘n bra visvang en voer hom vir ‘n leeftyd" maak provision vir Leer iemand iets vang, en dan bel hy jou elke fokken dag omdat hy die aas in sy gat geprop het, die hoek deur sy neus, en die visstok in die water gedonner het nie. Dis wat gebeur as jy vir mamma Vista aanskaf...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;(deur Christo Brandbruggies)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/krismis-750158.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/krismis-750125.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-2262459770141166758?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/christo-brandbruggies-se-take-op.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-4055944573676683519</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-09T21:14:51.402+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Die Antwoord gigs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jack parow</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wedding djs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Die Antwoord</category><title>Die Antwoord, Jack Parow en die Wedding DJ's</title><description>Speck julle volgende week in Slaapstad. As dit fuckhansie is. En almal op die N1 klim. En ek voor julle fokken almal daar is. Omdat ek one-shot deurjaag. Drive fast, play kak music loud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.gps-creative.com/products/watkykjy"&gt;Met my zef K-Lo GPS.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/ninja-792022.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/ninja-792019.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;CNR LOOP STR &amp;amp; PRESTWICH, FORESHORE, Kaapstad&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YO YO YO COOL FLIENDS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BIG COOL PAHTI PAHTI!&lt;br /&gt;ATTA  SECLET DISCO CLUB!&lt;br /&gt;DISCO K! DISCO K! DISCO K!&lt;br /&gt;HELLO BIG TIME FUN!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;KALAOKE BAR! DISCO! POOL TABLE!&lt;br /&gt;HOT OLIENTAL SAILOR BOY!&lt;br /&gt;BIGGA LAP-LAVE DISCO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BESTA LAP CLEW EVA:&lt;br /&gt;DIE ANTWOORD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WITHA GOOD FLIEND:&lt;br /&gt;JACK PALOW&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANDA HOT SEXY DJ BOYS:&lt;br /&gt;WEDDING DJS!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ONLY R40 PAHTI PEOPLE ALL NIGHT&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DLESS MANGA!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HAPPY GO SUCKY FUCKY!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NINJAS 4 LIFE!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO! GO! GO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just in case you get lost:&lt;br /&gt;bottom loop stleet&lt;br /&gt;vely vely bottom loop stleet&lt;br /&gt;look fora DISCO K&lt;br /&gt;opposite big bike shop&lt;br /&gt;now you there&lt;br /&gt;happy end&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-4055944573676683519?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/die-antwoord-jack-parow-en-die-wedding.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-3850685250055724906</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-08T19:42:06.892+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>oordentlike musiek</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>jack parow</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>wedding djs</category><title>Moerse party in die Kaap hierie Saterdag</title><description>Jack Parow, Thieve, Die Heuwels Fantasties en Die Wedding Naaiers. Jirre dis 'n mondvol. Maybe score jy 'n broekvol. Gaan gooi 'n draai by The Assembly Saterdag, 12 Desember. Die skole is dan gesluit en alles. Vat net jou ID saam as jy nou net met matriek klaargemaak het en moenie fokken rammetjie uitnek wees nie.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/FLYER_12DEConline-718449.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/FLYER_12DEConline-718295.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-3850685250055724906?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/moerse-party-in-die-kaap-hierie.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24001950.post-5624090704561699003</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-12-08T16:10:34.930+02:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>kak flieks</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Spec-takel</category><title>Vir al die New Moon fans</title><description>Click om groter te sien, ou roomyskind:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/newmoon-793973.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.watkykjy.co.za/uploaded_images/newmoon-793933.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24001950-5624090704561699003?l=www.watkykjy.co.za' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://www.watkykjy.co.za/2009/12/vir-al-die-new-moon-fans.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (griffin)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>4</thr:total></item></channel></rss>