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Dis nou basically tickets vir Die Antwoord. ‘n Rapper van Brisbane in Australië, Zheani Sparkes, het ‘n hele trailer vol bomme gedrop en Ninja beskuldig van human trafficking,  pedophilia, die verspreiding van eksplisiete fotos en verkragting. Zheani het besluit om hierdie beskuldigings in die vorm van ‘n diss track uit te gee – ironies iets wat Die Antwoord ook al gedoen het, vernaamlik met Eminem. Dus het hierdie Sheila vir hulle so bietjie van hulle eie medisyne in die hol gestop.Natuurlik sal meeste mense se eerste reaksie wees dat hierdie goose fame soek ses jaar later en dat die motives dik dodgy is. Veral omdat sy dit in die vorm van ‘n rap track release. Daai is mos Die Antwoord se backyard. Wat ook die wenkbroue laat lig en die kop een kant toe laat tilt soos ‘n hond wat ‘n fokken weird klank gehoor het, is die feit dat hierdie chick se hele look op Yo-Landi s’n gebasseer is. Fans aan beide kante het hewig begin reageer, maar die rule of thumb is gewoonlik dat jy jouself nie met te veel oorgawe hoef te verduidelik en te verdedig as jy fokol verkeerd gedoen het nie. Yo-Landi het besluit om haar fanbase deur middel van Instagram aan te spreek oor twee elaborate posts. Wie het die meeste slaankrag? ‘n Rapper met 1.1m followers op ‘n vanity-platform of ‘n wannabe copy van ‘n rapper met ‘n tos aksent wat ‘n career wil launch? Natuurlik sal Yo-Landi se woorde meer weeg:

 

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CLOUT CHASER part 1 It has come to my attention that a DA fan girl called ZHEANI has accused me of some really horrible things. I dont usually respond to these things as people say shit abt me all the time. But this time she has attacked my family including my daughter. Me and ninja broke up in 2013- I started seeing someone else. And Ninja had a bunch of girlfriends at the time. One of them was a fangirl from Australia called Zheani, who Ninja invited to south africa to visit him. She accepted the invite and came to visit shortly after. i think she stayed in SA a total of 4 days or something… (might of been bit longer.. cant remember) i only saw them once during her visit. As you can imagine it was a lil awkward cos our break up was still kinda fresh. I bumped into Ninja and this girl and she asked me for a foto. My first impression of her was she seemed like an obsessive DA fan girl – her hair was cut exactly like mine but she also seemed sweet. Ninja told me aside that after meeting her in person, he didnt really have chemistry with her. Shortly after this he cut the trip short an she returned to Australia. But Ninja felt bad because he said she was a nice person. And they stayed friends on txt. A year or so later (cant remember exact dates) we played at the Big Day out Festival in Australia. Zheani hit us up and asked us if she could help us get Vegan food on tour. We said yes as i thought that was a cool idea. So our management hired her as a PA for our crew. She brought me vegan food every morning on tour – she was really sweet and knew her food well. But when we were backstage i did notice she was trying very hard to hit on 2CHAINZ the rapper who was touring with us. she gave him her number 10 seconds after meeting him and kept hitting on him and his crew the whole time. I thought this was kind of lame – but not a big deal. Anyway the tour ended and the last time i saw this girl she brought me a vegan burger in my hotel room. I said good bye, gave her a a hug and I never heard from her again. ninja told me he stopped speaking to her after the tour because he said she was irritating. (tbc see nxt post)

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CLOUT CHASER prt2 5 years later this fan girl Zheani comes out with an insane story saying she was ‘trafficked out’ to africa by me 😂 (trafficking involes kidnapping btw). She also said i tortured her and put her in a satanic ritual🤪. (just for the record me and ninja are Buddhists, we practise yoga, meditate and are vegetarian. Yes our music and videos are crazy as we are Surreal Artists) this girl is ticking all the boxes of a Crazy Person here. She said ninja dated her cus she looks like my daughter ❓❓❓I mean… WTF??? i know during the 4 days ninja “dated” her, they took a nude selfie together that Zheani sent to Ninja afterwards. Ninja never posted this foto. He’s had so many girlfriends ever since and Zheani was long gone and deleted. this was 5 or 6 years ago and now she comes creeping out the woodwork, with this mental story she’s made up in her head to try launch a music career. This is a typical case of Clout Chasing (google that shit) plz let this be a lesson to y’all. Be careful who you let into your space, escially IG thots . love all but trust no one!!! Women are very powerful. But women who get dumped can turn sour and sour and more sour. It is dangerous when they start making up lies and believing their own bullshit to get back at whoever dumped them. Dont abuse your power girls. “You can fool some people sometimes, but you cant fool all the people all the time” -Bob Marley This is the last time I’m mentioning this girl. I wish her good luck with music, but it would have been stronger to set her career off with good energy, instead of shooting herself in the foot. Anyway, back to reality. Love you all xx ¥

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Hierdie deel is die beste grappie uit Yo-Landi se Instabrag storie:
“i know during the 4 days ninja “dated” her, they took a nude selfie together that Zheani sent to Ninja afterwards. Ninja never posted this foto.”
Die nude selfie wat gemention word is actually ‘n foto van Zheani wat Ninja se piel in die bad suig tydens haar blitsbesoekie aan Suid-Afrika. En ja, hy het dit nie gepost nie. Hy het dit vir Sharlto Copley gemail, probably terwyl hulle aan die movie, Chappie, gewerk het. Daar was kakbaie accusations destyds van Ninja se gedrag op stel tydens verfilming van Chappie. Stuff soos dat hy vir ten minste een female staff member op stel ‘n foto gestuur het van hom wat sy eie piel suig. Ook dat dat hy van die staff uitgenooi het na Kaapstad om ‘n hotelkamer te boek met die idee om hoere te naai. Hy het alles ontken.
Zheani het presies ‘n week terug op die 18de Maart die hele fokspul in vyfde rat gegooi deur ‘n video te maak vir haar nuwe diss track, wat Die Antwoord so ontstel het – hierdie keer vergesel deur screenshots van SMSe en WhatsApp-gesprekke tussen haarself en Ninja. Jou hande gaan blase kry van pause druk en alles probeer lees, so gaan kook solank die ketel en maak ‘n broodjie. Jy gaan fokken lank sit en lees. Die track is actually nogal basdass. Ons het so paar van die screenshots onder die video geplaas.

Hierdie is actually die main storie waaroor alles gaan. Dit klink moerse verregaande, maar dit wil voorkom of daar werklike abuse was:

Hoe fokken poes creepy is dit?

Dit blyk of Yo-Landi en Ninja beide salig onbewus was van die screen shots met die “bewyse”, want Ninja het die afgelope Saterdag (23 Maart) ‘n video van oor die ses minute lank op Die Antwoord se Facebook page gepost waarin hy Zheani basies probeer discredit en slegsê as ‘n fangirl en ‘n hoer-starfucker wat clout soek, maar ook noem dat met haar aankoms op die lughawe in SA destyds, hy nie gekry wat hy “bestel het nie”. Hy het haar nietemin nog steeds genaai, heel moontlik presies soos wat Zheani dit hierbo beskryf het. Wat Ninja aan Die Antwoord fans ook in die video probeer wysmaak het, was dat Zheani ‘n sekswerker is wat sataniese porn videos maak en dit oor die internet verkoop. Want check, een van hulle loyal fans het so paar van die videos en fotos gekoop en vir Ninja aangestuur. Ninja het die materiaal ook opgelaai na ‘n Google drive en die link vir almal wat dit wou kyk, beskikbaar gemaak in links onder die post van die video. Dit is een of ander tyd oor die naweek verwyder, heel moontlik na hulle ‘n O LIEWE FOK-moment gehad het na hulle al die screen shots gesien het. Of dit, of hulle lawyers het hulle getune dat hulle besig is om kak aan te jaag. Of Facebook het hulle forseer om te verwyder of dit self verwyder. Ninja het die video ook op YouTube gelaai, maar YouTube het dit verwyder want hulle sien dit as abuse. Damage done. Daai video en post met die skakels en videos om te download was oor die naweek reeds deur ‘n halfmiljoen-plus mense gesien en/of gedownload en herversprei.

Dis egter steeds op Vimeo en steeds met al die skakels na die YouTube drive met al die porn. So die beste plan of defense is attack? Easy. Maak haar uit as ‘n fangirl/hoer/star fucker en pretend dat dit jou offend en skok. Ninja van alle mense wat nie die images en videos kan handle nie?
Dis soos Cyril Ramaphosa wat shocked is oor
1) Eskom in sy poes in is
2) Die Guptas
3) Bosasa
4) VBS
5) Die trein wat so poes lank delayed was met hom op dit

Trek die ander piel, my ou…

Gaan lees in die screenshots wat hy alles met haar wou doen. Scroll weer op na Zheani se video hierdbo. Gaan pause daai kak, bra. Gaan lees dit.
(UPDATE: DIE VIMEO VIDEO IS 5 MINUTE NA DIT OP WATKYKJY GEPOST IS) OOK DEUR DIE ANTWOORD VERWYDER)
ONS HET EGTER ‘N NUWE COPY OP YOUTUBE OPGESPOOR EN DIT SOMMER OFFLINE OOK GE-SAVE.

Die Antwoord kan ook nie sommer gou weer hulle voete weer in Australië sit nie:
If either Watkin or Anri dare step on Australian soil they will be arrested and charged for distributing Revenge Porn (3 years in jail under 227a and 227b put into action the 19th February 2019, “The new offence will apply to any intimate image regardless of how or where the image was captured or made”)
Nou baie van die die-hard fans reken omdat Zheani self porn maak en versprei hou daai aanklag nie water nie. Daai goose kan op haar hande staan oor ‘n pentagram en ‘n gieter in haar hol druk en ‘n reënboog uitspuit en die kiekies verkoop vir R5 elk as sy wil. Dis besides the fokken point. Dit gaan hier heel moontlik oor die private foto tussen Zheani en Ninja met die pielgesuigery, wat Ninja vir Sharlto Copley gemail het.

UPDATE: HIER IS ZHEANI SE RESPONSE TOT NINJA SE (VERWYDERDE) VIDEO:

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Here you can see Ninja bragging about abusing his South Africa back up dancers. If you swipe to the end you will see a document from Brisbane Magistrates court signed by a Justice of Peace to prove to everyone that all of the screenshots I have and will continue to share are authentic. This is who the rats are defending. I would advise all the rats to take a week off and think about how, by distributing my revenge porn, you have all committed crimes against me and enabled a serial abuser. If either Watkin or Anri dare step on Australian soil they will be arrested and charged for distributing Revenge Porn (3 years in jail under 227a and 227b put into action the 19th February 2019, “The new offence will apply to any intimate image regardless of how or where the image was captured or made”) This beef is for life. I am not ashamed. I am not afraid. Fear is the mind killer. I will never back down. This is much bigger than me and my experience. It is my opinion that Watkin Tudor Jones is a serial abuser of women, physically and psychologically. I am simply the first person to come forward.

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Die Antwoord het nadat hulle die slut-shaming posts op hulle FB page delete het, bloot net ‘n nuwe post geplaas – ‘n heel onskuldige een wat hulle musiek promote. ‘n Boring-as-fuck post om te diffuse en confuse. Of om die fans wat die ander kak oor die naweek gemis het ietsie gee om mee te speel soos ‘n deur-die-kak kat kat met ‘n bol wol. Fans het egter hewig reageer en die eerste net onder 100 comments was alles behalwe komplimente. Iemand sit seker nou nog en delete die negatiewe comments wat inlvoei…

Daar is heeltemal te veel angles en nooks en crannies in hierdie fokken bizarre storie om al die bases te cover, so gaan krap deeglik rond. Hierdie is nie naby aan die einde van die satansepie nie. Dis baie fokken ironies dat daar nou nog meer vra as ooit was oor Die Antwoord. Wees ook versigtig om te vinnig klappe na die ‘satanskind’ se rigting uit te deel. Sy kom vanaf ‘n gebroke huis met ernstige, herhaaldelike mishandeling. Dis altyd maklik om so iemand vir ‘n poes te vat, veral as een persoon in ‘n magsposisie sit en die ander party verafgod jou en is so starstruck dat daar tonnelvisie van die hoosgte graad is.

Soos met hulle vorige projekte is hierdie is min of meer die draaipunt vir die volgende implosion van Waddy se musiekloopbaan. Altyd op die kruin of op die deurbraak. Hierdie keer gaan daar dalk net regte consequences wees en hy gaan vir Anrie en hulle kind saam hel toe trek. Hierdie hele gemors is alles self-inflicted.

Kom ons kyk wat maak 2019 met Die Antwoord. Daar is net een pad en dis ‘n grondpad.

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Dis naweek, kom ons fokken duik!

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As Vrydag ‘n persoon was, het ek nou sy draad getrek…
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How to mentally cope with that dickhead of an Eskom

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‘Gatvol’ is such a lekker Afrikaans word to convey one’s feelings when it comes to a myriad of state of affairs. That glottal ‘g’ rolls so lekker off the tongue, just like the ‘r’ in ‘lekker’. There is just no other way to accurately describe just how little you have left in you before snapping and reaching the end of your tether: “EK IS NOU PROPER FOKKEN GATVOL!”

No other state owned enterprise manages to collectively piss off an entire nation the way Eskom accomplishes it. Because they ironically wield the most power over our heads. It is the only ‘business’ on planet earth who urges its clients to not make use of their product. Unless you sleep on a mattress made of money, there is close to fuckall you can do about it, because going off the grid costs about the same as half of a bond of a lock-up-and-go apartment in Joburg. So we stay gatvol, angry and negative. Here and there people manage to alleviate the fokken gemors by switching over to solar geysers, gas stoves, generators and the odd solar panel connected to inverters to generate enough power to keep the odd laptop and phone charger going. But most of us have run out of kidneys to sell and jerking people off under the bridge for a geldjie doesn’t pay as well as it used to back in the 2000s.

So we maar try and fokken deal with it and work around the fuckup. Here is a big tip for you: when we DO have electricity, treat your interwebs like a water tank and pretend you live in Cape Town in 2017 – download as much TV series and movies to watch offline as you can. Showmax, Netflix and Amazon Prime gives you the option to download your entertainment in order to watch it offline at a later stage. It will just bring your frustration levels down from an eleven to around a three. Make sure that your phones, tablets and laptops are fully charged and it is also a good idea to invest in a power bank to keep your devices charged. They’re not that expensive anymore and are widely available. Loadshedding stages are normally two-and-a-half hours long at a time, up to three times a day, depending if you are on stage 1 or stage ‘go fuck yourself’, so you can easily burn through six lekker episodes of a gripping series or a movie or two.

Ironically, I am typing this article on my last 25% of laptop battery, because apart from loadshedding which just kicked in, we have had a ‘normal’ power failure which lasted this whole morning until exactly 20 minutes before it came back on, just be be fucked with by loadshedding. So I am off to my favourite tree to go watch The Flash.

Grab your phone or tablet, blanket and some pillows and head off to a lekker section in your garden or your complex and chill with some entertainment while you ignore Eskom. If you need some ideas of what to stream, check out this week’s top 10 which we picked off The Plumlist.

If you decide on number 1 in the list, don’t forget to roll a vet spliff, tjom…

 10# How do we pick our Plums?
Here at The Plum List, we have strict criteria for deciding which shows on South African streaming services (Showmax, DStv Now, Netflix and Amazon Prime) get our plummy stamp of approval
Everywhere
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 #9 The captivating series that shows a Naples you’ve never seen
My Brilliant Friend is the story of Elena “Lenù” Greco and Raffaella “Lila” Cerullo, who begin a lifelong friendship in their first year of school in Naples.
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#8 The Fab Five are the best friends you wish you had
The Queer Eye Season 3 heroes all have a few things in common. They all live in Kansas City, which is pretty much bang in the middle of the United States. They’re all pretty regular people with very regular, relatable problems, but with a couple of extreme stressors thrown into the mix
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 #7 The sexiest movies and series to stream
They say that chivalry is dead (and good riddance, frankly – we’re all capable of opening our own car doors, thank you very much) and old-fashioned romance might be going the same way.
 On Showmax
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 #6 Nineteen of the best action series to stream
Bored with blah drama shows? Tired of not-that-funny comedies? Not buying into scripted “reality” series? Stream any of these 20 action shows and get your heart rate bouncing like a basketball in an NBA game!
 Everywhere
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 #5 Eighteen tales of animated insanity – for adults only!
Shortly after this year’s Cape Town International Animation Festival, Netflix launched one of the edgiest animated series the world has ever seen. It’s not for sensitive or young viewers, but those who watch this new anthology are in for a few treats… and a lot of shocks!
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 #4 Change is afoot in Formula 1
Although Formula 1 is a commercial juggernaut with millions of fans scattered across the world, it remains opaque and secretive for all but a few insiders. But Netflix’s engrossing and beautifully crafted 10-part series about the 2018 season presents ample proof that things are about to change.
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 #3 After Life sees Gervais at his bitter best
If you love Ricky Gervais’s brand of godless, cringe-inducing comedy, you’ll adore After Life. If not, you might like it anyway.
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 #2 Stranger Things is back!
After releasing a teaser trailer for the opening of Starcourt Mall in Hawkins, Indiana eight months ago, we knew that the next season of Stranger Things would take place in the summer of 1985. (Hit pause at the 1.06 mark to see “working mom” Steve working part-time at Scoops Ahoy, the ice-cream shop.)
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 #1.High hopes: how weed has gone mainstream in entertainment
With American states like Arizona and California,  plus the whole of Canada, legalising marijuana in recent years, cannabis culture has become much more mainstream and accessible.
 On Showmax & Netflix
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week, it landed on the brand new trailer for Stranger Things!

This going to be very lekker! One day when I have electricity again, I will download the entire series to watch when I don’t have electricity.

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Sally Fitzgibbons – Woensdag se warm bokkie

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Yay vir female pro surfers! Yay vir Sally Fitzgibbons! Sy her reeds op 14-jarige ouderdom die Australian Junior Pro open gewen, ‘n contest waar female surfers 21 of jonger moet wees. Sy was die jongste ooit om dit te wen. Sy het nie daar gestop nie. As ons al haar accolades gaan moet bespreek, gaan ons heeldag hier sit. Ons kan dalk net noem dat sy in 2012 die heel eerste Australian open gewen het nadat sy die US open ook gewen het, wat haar detyds die enigste persoon gemaak het wat beide titles in een jaar gehou het.

Wat ‘n accomplished Sheilah!

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