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The SONA bottom 10 moments in a nutshell

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Most of you remember how befok lekker Valentine’s Day of 2018 was for South Africans. It was the day when Jacob ‘State Capture’ Zuma finally stepped down as president of South Africa under pressure from the ANC. Two Valentine’s Days later and we’re still not really off better. That oke caused so much damage to our country and economy that generations to come will still suffer the consequences.

There is thus little wonder that yesterday’s State Of the Nation Address was uninspiring. A lot of people wasted their time tuning into the SABC’s live stream of President Cyril Ramaphosa’s 2020 State Of The Nation address. Apart from the predictable lies and the usual unfulfilled prophecies, these are the bottom 10 moments from yesterday’s circus:

  1. Not even Springbok rugby captain Siya Kolisi or Miss Universe, Zozibini Tunzi could lift South Africans’ spirits for SONA2020. They were there for window dressing and they got let down by the rest of the room.
  2. Next to Miss Universe  was Sinoyolo Qumba – a Grade 11 pupil from Lenasia South, who apparently helped President Cyril Ramaphosa write his speech. Very cute. I almost want to break into song: “I believe the children are our future”. The EFF has fokol feels…
  3. At least two EFF hooligans threw bottles at other MPs as they left the chamber. At this point, stil fokol positive speeches or sentences were uttered.
  4. Then Malema got all up in everybody’s assholes demanding that FW De Klerk must fuck off. Dude, he is 84. He will quietly fuck off in the next decade. I promise you Shabir Shaik who has been terminally ill since the Boer War will fucking outlive De Klerk. Sit down, poes.
  5. With all this shit going on and the EFF keeping ons raising irrelevant pointless points of order like toddlers, Ramaphosa was just chilling and playing with his iPhone. Probably cheking out his banks accounts and McDonald’s shares.
  6. The circus was suspended so that the EFF could have their nappies changed and the proceedings delayed by an hour and a half
  7. Still, nothing meaningful has happened at this point and all the other parties felt it was necessary to cry about the EFF’s behavior. Ramaphosa then finally got to do his little speech, lying to rich and poor alike.
  8. Ramaphosa tried to get the DA on his side when he announced that municipalities would finally be allowed to procure electricity from independent electricity producers. This will of course come at a massive price, because we’re not allowed to look after ourselves unless we get taxed blue up our asses.
  9. Ramaphosa briefly spoke about state capture and Jacob Zuma’s equally skelm son, Duduzane Zuma didn’t even blink. He shouldn’t be in the gallery. He somehow escaped jail, like is pappa.
  10. For some reasone, everyone focused on the sole thing they deemed positive: the litte bit about zol: According to Ramapoepies, this year, government will apparently open up and regulate the commercial use of hemp products. He tunes they will be providing opportunities for small-scale farmers and formulate policy on the use of cannabis products for medicinal purposes. The two main thing here are “hemp products” and “medical purposes”. What do South Africans hear? “Hey, I can now leggally sell dagga and smoke it and become a dealer and open up a shop”. Don’t be a stoopit poes, hey? Be lekker.
Here is a better top 10 list. Go stream some lekker stuff over the weekend! Our pick from the Plumlist:
10# What we know so far about Noughts + Crosses
Those who have read the cult hit YA novels by Malorie Blackman will be familiar with the premise of Noughts + Crosses. The story is set in a dystopian 21st-Century London, where racial segregation is enforced by law.
On DStv & Showmax
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 #9 Cheer: so much more than a mix of gymnastics, dance and circus
Is cheerleading a sport? It is not a question that Netflix’s six-part docuseries explicitly asks. Cheer, a behind-the-scenes look at the Navarro College cheerleading team, does show cheerleading as an activity with all the drama, pain, glory, and athleticism of professional sport.
On Showmax
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#8 The Oscars in the age of streaming
The internet has changed everything… from the way we interact and consume entertainment to the Oscars. Films that were once released on the big screen are now being released on almost every screen thanks to streaming channels like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video and Showmax.
 On Amazon Prime, Netflix & Showmax 
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 #7 Untouchable paints a disturbing picture of Weinstein’s methods
Hulu timed the release of this film (now streaming on Showmax) to coincide with Harvey Weinstein’s trial (on 9 September 2019). With his attorneys arguing for a change of venue (as if this would make a difference), it ended up being delayed until January 2020 and is now underway.
On Showmax
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 #6 Sex, Explained: not as explicit as you’d expect
Sex, Explained is a new five-episode series from media company Vox narrated by musician Janelle Monaé. If you’ve seen any of the other shows in the Explained series, you’ll know what to expect: cutesy graphics and substantiated-but-approachable science in a 20-minute episode.
On Netflix
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 #5 Silicon Valley the series vs Silicon Valley IRL
Trends in entertainment can give us fascinating insights into the themes that dominate our minds. Sometimes, fantasy worlds can even overshadow the real thing. For example, the world’s biggest innovation hub, Silicon Valley in California, is a constant source of curiosity, interest and research.
On Showmax 
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 4# Stream 5 of the best romcoms of the 2010s this Valentine’s Day
These movies all rank on the Best Romantic Comedies Of All Time list on Rotten Tomatoes and have won a slew of Critics Choice and Audience Awards. They’re all heart-warming, they’re all hilarious and they’re all available to stream on Showmax.
 On Showmax
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 #3 Make your Valentine’s mouth water with these cooking shows
Newsflash, lovers! We might call music the food of love, but the real food of love is… actual food. There’s no sweeter, more romantic way to a loved one’s heart than a dinner made with sweet (and sometimes spicy) care.
On Showmax 
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 #2 Unlocking the undeniable binge-worthiness of Locke & Key
Magic and demons, fantasy and supernatural sci-fi stuff don’t get an across-the-board thumbs up from me. Sometimes they work, many times they don’t. When the trailer for Locke & Key first popped up, I was not convinced it would be something I’d enjoy.
 On Netflix
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 #1 The Handmaid’s Tale gets new life after book sequel
The Handmaid’s Tale has won widespread acclaim in the online streaming world, primarily because its creator, Hulu, distributes the first look at the show on its digital platform only.
On Showmax
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 7 spot, Untouchable: The Rise and Fall of Harvey Weinstein!

The inside story of the meteoric rise and monstrous fall of movie titan Harvey Weinstein, revealing how Weinstein acquired and deployed his formidable power over the course of decades. Former staffers, college friends and reporters acknowledge the visionary qualities and brilliance of the man, while reflecting upon his ruthless attempts to preserve his power as scandal threatened to engulf him. In candid, emotional, often harrowing testimony – with many accusers speaking on camera for the first time – the documentary examines both the method and the collateral damage of Weinstein’s alleged abuse.

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Nicky Gile – Woensdag se warm bokkie

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Daar is nie regtig baie onfo oor Nicky Gile nie, maar dit wil voorkom of sy ‘n model vanaf Miama, Florida is. Ek is nie seker watter tipe model sy is nie, maar dit het iets te doen met min klere, want dit lyk nie of sy lief is vir klere nie. Ek hte genuine probeer soek vir ‘n nejiese foto in ‘n aandrok. Op haar website wil die voorkom of sy ‘n tiet of twee vir zak wys.

Anyway, hier is sy nou…

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Nostalgie! Dawid Kramer se Volksiebus en Pinocchio – episodes 11 tot 15

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Om jou Dinsdag effens meer draaglik te maak, het ons besluit om bietjie nostalgies te raak. Ons gaan probeer om elke week ou TV shows, veral shows uit baie van julle se kinderdae, asook ou TV advertensies, uit te grawe en hier op Watkykjy te plak. Maybe is jy heeltemal te fokken jonk om enige van hierdie kak te onthou, maar dit maak nie saak nie – welkom by ons kinderjare en welkom by old school TV, geborg deur Zefshop.

Advertensie van die week – Dawid Kramer en die VW Volksiebus Syncro
Hierdie moes een van VW se duurder TV advertensies in die laat 80s of vroeë 90s gewees het. Behalwe dat die advertensie ‘n hele minuut lank is in plaas van die normale 30 sekondes, is dit probably op location geskiet in die Karoo met ‘n moerse team wat actors en stunt drivers en allaerhande kak insluit. En in daardie tyd was Dawin Kramer in sy prim en in moerse aanvraag en ek belowe jou daai oom was noddefok cheap gewees nie!

Meeste van julle sal ‘Gus the Volksiebus’ onthou, maar wie onthou hierdie klein Karoo adventure toe twee booswigte Dawid se fiets en bokskitaar gesteel het?

Did you hear about the time when my old bike was taken?
The Bleskbok Bicycle Gang stole it from the railway station
Two of them were wanted men: Piet Piston and Mad Mac
They also grabbed my blikkitaar and raced off down the track
Well, the station master shouted:
“Moenie worry nie, don’t fuss!, we’ll catch them if we travel in my brand new Syncro bus! Its got a fuel injected engine and above all, all wheel drive”
He said: “Put your trust in Syncro bus, we’ll bring them back alive”
Climbing over koppies, bouncing through the dongas,
flying through the veld, there was nothing that could stop us. 
Down through the drif, and you through the kloof,
the station master drover and tapped his fingers on the roof
There was no place in Namakwaland that we couldn’t go
in our fuel injected all wheel drive new Volbsiebus Syncro

Then we set a trap at Bobbejaansrivier, the three of us, the Syncro bus
waiting…
until…
Climbing over koppies, bouncing through the dongas,
flying through the veld, there was nothing that could stop us. 
No place in Namakwaland that we couldn’t go
in our fuel injected all wheel drive new Volbsiebus Syncro!

Hierdie week se main attraction is egter Pinocchio:
Fun fact:
Baie van Suid-Afrika se internasionale TV-reekse in die 70s en 80s was reekse wat die SAUK by Duitsland aangekoop het en oorgeklank het. Pinocchio was ook een van daai reekse gewees en die oorspronklike Duitse stem agter Pinocchio se karakter was Helga Anders en ja, sy was nogal fokken anders gewees. Sy was in fooookken baie TV-reekse en movies gewees gedurende haar betreklike kort tydjie op aarde. In fact, sy was in meer movies en reekse gewees as jou deursnit Hollywood-akteur: 35 reekse en meer as dubbeld soveel movies. Een van daai reekse sal jy moontlik ken – Derrick. Snaaks genoeg was sy sewe verskillende fokken karakters in die reeks. Die duitsers is ‘n poes weird groepie mense.

Helga is ongelukkig op die baie vroeë ouderdom van 38 oorlede. die donkerkop Oostenryker het ongelukkig net bietjie te veel van seks, drank en dwelms gehou. Sy was ‘n fokken hottie gewees en ek is seker sy het menige mans sulke Pinocchio-neuse in hulle onties gegee…

Pinocchio Episode 11  – Verskyning voor die landdros
Die feë tube Pinocchio bietjie shopping te gaan doen saam met Gina en Rocco, maar die jakkals en die kat zoi sy fokken appel uit sy sak. ‘n Moerse Midrand fight breek uit en die klompie moet voor die landdros verskyn oor hulle kak. Pinocchio word as ‘n leuenar uitgemaak en om sy dag nou netjies op te fok, word sy hele groceries sak gestell. Fok tog.

Pinocchio Episode 12 – Hoe is die dorp met skatte?
Pinocchio studeer seemingly fokken hard, maar die feë kom agter dat hy hulp kry. Hy is moedswillig en aartslui en insist dat hy na die “dorp van die dwase” wil gaan. Jirre, daai mense is so lui, hulle wil nie eers vensters oopmaak nie. Hulle sal eerder mekaar se fokken stink asems en poepe hap as om ‘n venster te kraak. Dit klink baie soos Springs. Pinocchio maak dit treug tot by die feë se pozzie en sweer hoog en laag dat hy van nou af ‘n goeie seun sal wees. Ons weet natuurlik almal hy praat poes.

Pinocchio Episode 13 – Ek is lief vir die nag
Pinocchio en Gato join vir ou skelm Mario by ‘n party. Hulle los vir Pinokes alleen by die jol, maar hy kry dit wel reg om sy pad terug huis toe te vind. Maar dinge mag mos nie regloop vir die houtkop nie, so hy word die volgende aand aan ‘n hoteleienaar verkoop. Hy manage egter om te ontsnap maar maak die vreeslikste fokken kak liegstories op vir die feë oor die hele petalje . En daar groei die ou fokken neusie alweer…

Pinocchio Episode 14 – Pinocchio word weer gevang.
Jy ken ook daai tipe mense was soos Pinocchio vir hulleself lieg die hele tyd. Hy laat homself glo dat nie weer vir die jakkals en die kat se kak sal val nie, maar ter selfde tyd gee hy weereens in. Hierdie keer fok hy saam om die muishondfamilie “te gaan help”.  Dom doos soos hy is, word hy predictably gevang met een van die jakkals en die kat se slinkse schemes…


Pinocchio Episode 15 – Hoenderdiefstal

Gina en Rocco soek vir Pinocchio wat verdwyn het en kom agter dat hy aangehou word vir hoenderdiefstal. Gina manage om hom te red en die fokken muishonde is eintlik die hoenderdiewe. Hulle wil sommer vir Gina ook opeet, want muishonde fokken eet mos alles, maar Pinocchio verjaag hulle goddank.

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