Watkykjy | Die beste Afrikaanse blog en website in die heelal

By griffin | Published: August 31, 2010

Juffrou vra vir die klas: "Watter soort groente laat 'n mens se oë traan?"
Jannie se hand is eerste op. Juffrou: "Ja Jannie, wat is dit?"

Jannie: "'n Aartappel, juffrou…"
Juffrou: "Nee Jannie, dit is 'n ui!"

Jannie: "Dis baie duidelik Juffrou is nog nooit met 'n aartappel op die fokken ballas gegooi nie."

(ingestuur deur Henry)

Hara Kiwi – Die padda en die hoer

By griffin | Published: August 30, 2010

Mirrag maats,

Ons is besig om 'n outjie van die overseas bietjie Afrikaans te leer. Die bra se naam is Lectrr en hy woon in België en teken cartoons virre lewe. Julle sal so nou en dan van sy werk hierso op Watkykjy speck. Hopelik elke week.

In sy eie woorde:

Well, I'm 31. I live in Ghent, which is one of those medieval Belgian towns you see on tourism shows on tv.

I don't live in a castle though. Yet. I live there with my girlfriend, two kids and my ninja posse who protect me from alien invaders and taliban warriors that hate cartoonists.

My dayjob is cartooning. For magazines, newspapers, websites. My nightjob too. The cartoons have been published all over Europe, mostly in Dutch, but also in French, English, Hungarian, Turkish. The website is www.lectrr.com, which has a weekly cartoon. It's regurarly updated on Monday unless the times when it's not.

I prefer fanmail from women with large breasts, but those with smaller ones needn't worry: I'm a very openminded person. Unless they have facial hair. Those shouldn't bother to mail. Ever.

Their moms can. Unless they have facial hair too.

In that case they needn't bother either.

Hier is sy eerste submission vir Watkykjy: