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Nostalgie! Dawid Kramer se Volksiebus en Pinocchio – episodes 11 tot 15

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Om jou Dinsdag effens meer draaglik te maak, het ons besluit om bietjie nostalgies te raak. Ons gaan probeer om elke week ou TV shows, veral shows uit baie van julle se kinderdae, asook ou TV advertensies, uit te grawe en hier op Watkykjy te plak. Maybe is jy heeltemal te fokken jonk om enige van hierdie kak te onthou, maar dit maak nie saak nie – welkom by ons kinderjare en welkom by old school TV, geborg deur Zefshop.

Advertensie van die week – Dawid Kramer en die VW Volksiebus Syncro
Hierdie moes een van VW se duurder TV advertensies in die laat 80s of vroeë 90s gewees het. Behalwe dat die advertensie ‘n hele minuut lank is in plaas van die normale 30 sekondes, is dit probably op location geskiet in die Karoo met ‘n moerse team wat actors en stunt drivers en allaerhande kak insluit. En in daardie tyd was Dawin Kramer in sy prim en in moerse aanvraag en ek belowe jou daai oom was noddefok cheap gewees nie!

Meeste van julle sal ‘Gus the Volksiebus’ onthou, maar wie onthou hierdie klein Karoo adventure toe twee booswigte Dawid se fiets en bokskitaar gesteel het?

Did you hear about the time when my old bike was taken?
The Bleskbok Bicycle Gang stole it from the railway station
Two of them were wanted men: Piet Piston and Mad Mac
They also grabbed my blikkitaar and raced off down the track
Well, the station master shouted:
“Moenie worry nie, don’t fuss!, we’ll catch them if we travel in my brand new Syncro bus! Its got a fuel injected engine and above all, all wheel drive”
He said: “Put your trust in Syncro bus, we’ll bring them back alive”
Climbing over koppies, bouncing through the dongas,
flying through the veld, there was nothing that could stop us. 
Down through the drif, and you through the kloof,
the station master drover and tapped his fingers on the roof
There was no place in Namakwaland that we couldn’t go
in our fuel injected all wheel drive new Volbsiebus Syncro

Then we set a trap at Bobbejaansrivier, the three of us, the Syncro bus
waiting…
until…
Climbing over koppies, bouncing through the dongas,
flying through the veld, there was nothing that could stop us. 
No place in Namakwaland that we couldn’t go
in our fuel injected all wheel drive new Volbsiebus Syncro!

Hierdie week se main attraction is egter Pinocchio:
Fun fact:
Baie van Suid-Afrika se internasionale TV-reekse in die 70s en 80s was reekse wat die SAUK by Duitsland aangekoop het en oorgeklank het. Pinocchio was ook een van daai reekse gewees en die oorspronklike Duitse stem agter Pinocchio se karakter was Helga Anders en ja, sy was nogal fokken anders gewees. Sy was in fooookken baie TV-reekse en movies gewees gedurende haar betreklike kort tydjie op aarde. In fact, sy was in meer movies en reekse gewees as jou deursnit Hollywood-akteur: 35 reekse en meer as dubbeld soveel movies. Een van daai reekse sal jy moontlik ken – Derrick. Snaaks genoeg was sy sewe verskillende fokken karakters in die reeks. Die duitsers is ‘n poes weird groepie mense.

Helga is ongelukkig op die baie vroeë ouderdom van 38 oorlede. die donkerkop Oostenryker het ongelukkig net bietjie te veel van seks, drank en dwelms gehou. Sy was ‘n fokken hottie gewees en ek is seker sy het menige mans sulke Pinocchio-neuse in hulle onties gegee…

Pinocchio Episode 11  – Verskyning voor die landdros
Die feë tube Pinocchio bietjie shopping te gaan doen saam met Gina en Rocco, maar die jakkals en die kat zoi sy fokken appel uit sy sak. ‘n Moerse Midrand fight breek uit en die klompie moet voor die landdros verskyn oor hulle kak. Pinocchio word as ‘n leuenar uitgemaak en om sy dag nou netjies op te fok, word sy hele groceries sak gestell. Fok tog.

Pinocchio Episode 12 – Hoe is die dorp met skatte?
Pinocchio studeer seemingly fokken hard, maar die feë kom agter dat hy hulp kry. Hy is moedswillig en aartslui en insist dat hy na die “dorp van die dwase” wil gaan. Jirre, daai mense is so lui, hulle wil nie eers vensters oopmaak nie. Hulle sal eerder mekaar se fokken stink asems en poepe hap as om ‘n venster te kraak. Dit klink baie soos Springs. Pinocchio maak dit treug tot by die feë se pozzie en sweer hoog en laag dat hy van nou af ‘n goeie seun sal wees. Ons weet natuurlik almal hy praat poes.

Pinocchio Episode 13 – Ek is lief vir die nag
Pinocchio en Gato join vir ou skelm Mario by ‘n party. Hulle los vir Pinokes alleen by die jol, maar hy kry dit wel reg om sy pad terug huis toe te vind. Maar dinge mag mos nie regloop vir die houtkop nie, so hy word die volgende aand aan ‘n hoteleienaar verkoop. Hy manage egter om te ontsnap maar maak die vreeslikste fokken kak liegstories op vir die feë oor die hele petalje . En daar groei die ou fokken neusie alweer…

Pinocchio Episode 14 – Pinocchio word weer gevang.
Jy ken ook daai tipe mense was soos Pinocchio vir hulleself lieg die hele tyd. Hy laat homself glo dat nie weer vir die jakkals en die kat se kak sal val nie, maar ter selfde tyd gee hy weereens in. Hierdie keer fok hy saam om die muishondfamilie “te gaan help”.  Dom doos soos hy is, word hy predictably gevang met een van die jakkals en die kat se slinkse schemes…


Pinocchio Episode 15 – Hoenderdiefstal

Gina en Rocco soek vir Pinocchio wat verdwyn het en kom agter dat hy aangehou word vir hoenderdiefstal. Gina manage om hom te red en die fokken muishonde is eintlik die hoenderdiewe. Hulle wil sommer vir Gina ook opeet, want muishonde fokken eet mos alles, maar Pinocchio verjaag hulle goddank.

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As jy ‘n bekostigbare fotograaf soek vir jou volgende event hoef jy nie verder te soek as Andrew_kiekies nie!

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Het jy ‘n cool besigheid en wil jy graag bietjie die woord versprei? Was 2019 vir jou ‘n fokken tos jaar gewees? Is jy van plan jou boot prints op 2020 se ass te los?

Maybe kan ons jou help om jou netwerk te groei.

Ons het ‘n splinternuwe Maandag feature op Watkykjy om ouens soos jy te help. As jy belangstel, drop ‘n mail  met so bietjie details oor wat jy doen om zak te maak, dan werk ons vir jou ‘n post uit om ou stuff te bemark op Watkykjy wat jou budget pas, soos wat ons vir Andrew gedoen het, vir sy bekostigbare fotografiebesigheid, Andrew_kiekies Photography


Enige fokken aap met ‘n selfoon kan ‘n foto neem, maar jy gaan nogal afkak as jy vir ‘n aap vra om foto’s te neem van jou matriekafskeid. Of jou troue. Of die geboorte van klein Habakuk-Francois. So hoekom wil jy die kans vat en goeie memories opdonner? Andrew Campbell van andrew_kiekies photography vertel hy het ook maar so rondgetos met sy selfoon by sy laaitie se rugbywedstryde, maar toe van die mammas met trane in hul oë vir hom kom bedank vir die mooi kiekies van hul spruite wat so rondhardloop met die eierbal, toe laat vaar hy sy aapstreke en skaf ‘n kamera aan. ‘n Properse een, sulke fancy Nikon met ‘n what-what lens en ‘n #maakjoueiehashtagvirietscoolhierso ander lens en so aan. En toe neem hy elke Saterdag kiekies met die Nikon by die skool se rugbywedstryde en mense begin hom groet.

Kyk, dis nie sy 9-5 nie – hy graft in die kreatiewe industrie, maar toe hy agterkom watse mooi prentjies hy kan maak met die Nikon, toe byt die gogga behoorlik. En toe vra een van die skoolseuns of hy kan foto’s neem van sy matriekafskeid en Andrew dog toe “Why not!” Sedert daai eerste genuine shoot, het hy nou al heelwat matriekdanse gedoen, ‘n troue of twee, so paar maternity shoots, corporate shoots vir kleinerige besighede en heel onlangs ook sommer ‘n shoot vir ‘n band. Intussen het hy sy fotografiebesigheid geregistreer, die groot stap geneem om business cards te print en besef hoe baie hy dit smaak om mense af te neem.
Die main ding wat jy nodig het in hierdie tipe besigheid,  is ‘n goeie oog. En luckily vir Andrew se kliënte, het hy sommer twee. Die ander belangrike ding wat in sy guns tel, is die vermoë om te improvise:

“My mees uitdagende shoot nog was ‘n kleinerige troue buite Brits. Toe ek daar aankom, besef ek met ‘n skok die venue het soos in geen natural beauty nie. Die onthaalarea self was in ‘n skuur en dit was prentjiemooi binne. Maar in terme van troufoto’s neem na die ja-woord gegee is, was daar geen scenery, oulike boompies, waterstroompies of Pierneef-inspired berge nie. Die enigste ding waarvan daar ‘n oorvloed was, was hondepoef. Die eienaar van die venue het klaarblyklik geglo dit dra by tot die ambience aangesien menige getroude paartjie vir jou sal sê enige huwelik het maar sy kak. Maar mens maak ‘n plan. So 5km van die venue af, kom ons toe af op lekker plaaspaaie, vervalle geboue, plaashekke en lusernlande. En in die kar was meer as genoeg props om te gebruik om aan elke troukiekie so tikkie ekstra uniekheid te verleen.”

As jy dus opsoek is na ‘n fotograaf vir jou volgende life event, stel ons voor jy gee Andrew ‘n luitjie, want as dit by improv kom, kan hy dalk ‘n kief pakket uitwerk vir jou waar hy op een naweek sommer alles doen. Van Habakuk-Francois se geboorte en jou agterkleinnefie se eerste uitdraf in die Nommer 10-trui vir die blindeskool, tot by ‘n family shoot wat almal insluit, selfs Tannie Ansie met die snor.

Valentine’s Day is byvoorbeeld net om die draai, so as jy kief kiekies kort, kontak Andrew:

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Which cars are the coolest?

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I recently bought a new car and in the weeks leading up to the purchase, I kept seeing the model I had my eyes on, everywhere I blerrie went! This happens to almost everyone I speak to. You think about a certain bakkie you’re interested in and the next thing you’re driving between two of them on the N1 with exactly the same specs you want. Then you skiem: “Fuck this, everyone is driving this fokken car. I’m going to get a secondhand Volvo S60!” What happens next? Everyone single person on the road suddenly drives one. When you finally settle on what you want, everything miraculously returns to normal, almost immediately after the sale. Almost as if a curse have been lifted. No problem – you’re the only one on the road with an Uno Fire. Fokken bliss.

And then the car articles start following you around online. But that’s all Facebook and Google’s fault, tracking your every meal, poop and purchase. I can live with it. I dig cars. Who doesn’t? That’s probably the reason why I stumbled across a very interesting automotive news report this morning, tuning me that the Mad Max car is for sale – the original Mad Max Pursuit Special ‘Interceptor’. It has been put up for sale by its current owner, the Orlando Auto Museum in Florida.

It was last sold in 2011 when the complete inventory of the UK-based Cars Of The Stars museum was bought by a real estate developer named Michael Dezer – somebody I desperately need to become friends with. He is also the lucky owner of the Bat Mobile, the Back To The Future Delorean and a Ferrari from Miami Vice (supposedly built entirely from cocaine). Now the dude needs to move the entire museum a few hours north from its current location and for some reason, the Interceptor has to go.
This got me wondering what my top 10 of cool cars would be. The Interceptor definitely makes this list, as would a ’67 Mustang Magnum’s Ferrari, an Aston Martin DB9, an Audi R8, a few Bat mobiles and of course the Delorean. The rest I would have to think about. I’ll take the Mustang in any colour. You can even cover it in poop. I don’t care.

I came to know one thing for sure in a quick search – the Brits are boring as fuck. A popular online British car portal asked their readers to submit their top 10 “cool cars” and the results are rather disappointing. I mean jrire, a fokken Mini? Come on guys!

Top 10 coolest cars in the world (according to pale British people with bad teeth and kak weather)
1. Citroen DS
2. Jaguar E-Type
3. Lancia Stratos
4. Land Rover Defender
5. Lamborghini Miura
6. Mini
7. Lotus Esprit
8. Porsche 911
9. Audi Quattro
10. McLaren F1

Nee fok man!

Please, I would love for you to drop us your personal top 10 of cool cars as well. Maybe the Wat Kyk Jy crowd can come up with a piele list? Fuck these other okes, man.

Here is a another top 10 list. Go stream some lekker stuff over the weekend! Our pick from the Plumlist:
10# Die Seemeeu 
Sandra Prinsloo and Marius Weyers, winners of lifetime achievement awards from Naledi and the SAFTAs respectively, lead a powerful cast in this modern-day South African adaptation of Anton Chekhov’s classic play, The Seagull.
On Showmax
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 #9 I Am Heath Ledger
Grab those tissues, you’re going to need ’em! Watching the home movies made by Heath Ledger and hearing his family and friends talk about him is heart-wrenching in doccie I Am Heath Ledger.
On Showmax
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#8 I, Tonya
In 1994, the world was horrified by the brutal attack on figure skater Nancy Kerrigan by thugs associated with her greatest rival, Tonya Harding. This comedy-drama goes behind the ice and sequins to look at the darker side of skating and the dysfunctional background that made Tonya Harding who she was and overshadowed her incredible talent.
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 #7 Jan S1-2
South Africa’s own celebrity chef, creative and photographer Jan Hendrik van der Westhuizen is back with a brand-new season of his delectable show, Jan. his season we not only join Jan Hendrik in the kitchen as he prepares exquisite dishes (always with a little South African flavour) to please the most discerning international palate, but also travel with him to all the delicious European destinations that have influenced his favourite dishes.
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 #6 Untouchable paints a disturbing picture of Weinstein’s methods
Hulu timed the release of this film to coincide with Harvey Weinstein’s trial (on 9 September 2019). With his attorneys arguing for a change of venue (as if this would make a difference), it ended up being delayed until January 2020 and is now underway.
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 #5 Your David Oyelowo playlist on internet TV
He earned his Golden Globe nomination for his role as Dr Martin Luther King in 2014’s Selma, but these days, it seems there’s nothing David Oyelowo can’t do.
On Showmax 
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 4# Fourteen things you didn’t know about being pope
Have you watched The Young Pope or The New Pope on Showmax and thought, “Hang on – surely the pope can’t sin like that!” in just about every scene, you’d be surprised to learn that the holy father isn’t always as squeaky clean in real life as people think.
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 #3 Miss Americana: you’ll relate to this story all too well
We learnt about the arrival of Miss Americana by accident, thanks to the Scooter Braun situation that saw Taylor Swift set to battle for usage over her own music.
On Netflix 
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 #2 An Act of Defiance
In 1963, some of South Africa’s most prominent icons in the struggle against apartheid were arrested for treason and hauled before the court in the Rivonia Trial. The men, including Nelson Mandela and Ahmed Kathrada, turned to renowned advocate Bram Fischer, who acted as lead counsel while keeping his own involvement in the struggle a secret.
 On Showmax
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 #1 Learn to speak Afrikaans with Silwerskerm hits like Swaaibraai
Over the last decade the kykNET Silwerskermfees has grown from strength to strength, celebrating Afrikaans theatre and film with an annual event in Camps Bay. At the same time, the people involved find new and young voices and grow and develop the South African film industry, which of late seems to be bursting at the seams.
On Showmax
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Our randomized trailer pick of the week

Each week we take a number from 1 to 10 from our list of suggestions and put it through a randomizer to choose a trailer to show you. This week it landed on our number 2 spot, An Act of Defiance!

In apartheid-ruled South Africa, a renowned lawyer struggles to hide his secret affiliation to the nation’s chief resistance movement – as he takes on defending a group of its arrested members, including its leader, Nelson Mandela.

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