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Laag op kakpapier? Juju is weer hier.

Ola, inwoners van Watkijkistan,

Daar is nou weer so bietjie stock beskikbaar van die Julius Malema 3-ply kakpapier, maar nie baie nie. Ons sal ons bes probeer om betyds stock vir Krismis reg te kry, so ongelukkig moet orders ge-limit word na 10 per bestelling.

Ons sal in volgende week vir julle 'n lekker lys saamstel met voorstelle vir kief Krismispersente wat nie jou beursie sal naai nie.

As jy in die meatime wil opstock met JuJu boudservette, kry dit hier of click op die pic. Daar is ook 'n paar rare CDs by Zefshop beskikbaar en nuwe stock sal oor die volgende twee weke aangeveul word. Van meeste van die CDs is daar net een of twee copies beskikbaar en dis unlikely dat ons dit weer gaan aanvul.

Eerste geruik, mag die gaatjie gebruik…

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Die Antwoord – Fok Julle Naaiers. Free track & lyrics

Die Antwoord release in Januarie hulle volgende album, Ten$ion deur Zef Recordz. (bye-bye, Interscope).

Jy kan nou hulle een track, "Fok Julle Naaiers" verniet download daaso by die Zefshop.

For the people in the overseas, de lyrics below de pictja are translating amongst red for English, OK? OK.

fok julle naaiers

FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-YO-LANDI FOKKEN VI$$ER ALL UP IN DA PLACE (FUCKIN)

-HO$H PAGAMISA! RAAK FOKKEN WYS (WORD 2 DA STREETS, WIZE UP!)

-FUCK CRIME, THESE DAYS RHYME FUCKIN PAYS

-FAN MYSELF WIF A MILLI WHILE I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE (A MILLION FOKKEN DOLLAR$)

 

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS (FUCK ALL Y'ALL)

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

 

-ALL MY FUCKIN LIFE I LIVED A NORMAL FUCKIN LIFE

-TILL I WENT AND GOT MYSELF CAUGHT UP WIF DA MIC

-AND DA BEATS COMING DOPE WIF DA RHYMES AND DA FLOWS

-IN REAL LIFE TRYING 2 COPE WIF DA HIGHS AND DA LOWS

-I GOT SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING TREATED LIKE A STUPID FUCK-UP

-SO I FUCKED MY ENEMIES UP 1 TIME AND BLEW DA FUCK UP

-B4 IT WAS LIKE YO: WHO'S DIS STUPID WEIRDO?

-NOW IT'S LIKE: IT'S A NEW BREED OF RAP SUPERHERO

-2 DEFEAT DEZE DEVILZ NINJA BCOMEZ A DEVIL

-DEZE GOD-FORSAKEN WRETCHES WILL NEVER B ON MY LEVEL

-WIES JY? FUCK U AND YOUR HOLE KREW (WHO R U?)

-I GOT U STRESSING DOUBLE GUESSING COZ I WONT DO WHAT I'M SUPPOSED 2

-I DON'T KNOW U, BABY SAY HELLO 2

-MY LITTLE 2 FRIENDZ: 'I'M TELLING U' AND 'I TOLD U'

-WAT? TRY 2 SPEAK BUT YOUR TONGUEZ FROZEN (WHAT?)

-IN SOUF AFRIKA I SLEEP WIF BOTH MY EYEZ OPEN

 

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

 

-MUDDAFUKKAZ TELL ME 2 SLOW MY ROLL BUT SORRY NO CAN DO

-MY STYLE IZ SO BRAND NEW, I TRY 2 MAKE U UNDERSTAND IT

-I'M HERE 2 STEAL DA FUCKIN SHOW COZ BABY IM A BANDIT

-NOW U STANDING LOOKING AT ME LIKE DA ALIENZ HAVE LANDED

-ALL HAIL DA GREAT WHITE NINJA

-EVERY POES WIF A FONE WANTS TO TAKE MY PICTURE (CUNT)

-NINJA! JAS I DIG DAT OKE! (JEEZ I LOVE THAT GUY)

-IS IT REAL? NO IT'S JUST A BIG BLACK JOKE

-WHEN DEALING WIF AN IDIOT DERE'S REALLY NUFFING U CAN SAY

-NEXT TIME U ASK ME 'IZ IT REAL?' I'M GONNA PUNCH U IN DA FACE 

-2 HELP U FEEL ME, BITCH I GET PAID 2 B FUNKY

-BUT B NICE OR I'M GONNA CHANGE 2 B UGLY

-I'M ZEF LIKE A YOUNG HUGH HEF, OH YES

-MAY MY ENEMIES LIVE LONG SO THEY MAY SEE ME PROGRESS

-PUT DA PEDDLE 2 DA METAL AND I'M SCORCHING MY TIREZ

-MIDDLE FINGER IN DA AIR JA FOK JULLE NAAIERS

 

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE NAAIERS, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

-FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE, FOK JULLE NAAIERS

 

-YO-LANDI FOKKEN VI$$ER ALL UP IN DA PLACE

-HO$H PAGAMISA! RAAK FOKKEN WYS

-FUCK CRIME, THESE DAYS RHYME FUCKIN PAYS

-FAN MYSELF WIF A MILLI WHILE I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE

 

-YO DJ HI-TEK WHERE U AT MY NIGGA?

 

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-FUCK U IN DA ASS, U PUNK ASS WHITE BOY

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-DJ HI-TEK WILL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-FUCK U IN DA ASS, U PUNK ASS WHITE BOY

-DJ HI-TEK YO, U CAN'T TOUCH ME FAGGOT

-U NOT MAN ENOUGH

-DJ HI-TEK YO, U CAN'T TOUCH ME FAGGOT

-UH, I'LL FUCK U IN DA ASS

-DJ HI-TEK WILL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE U BITCH

-FUCK U HO!

-DJ HI-TEK WILL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE 

-I'LL FUCK U INFRONT OF EVERYBODY BITCH

-LOOK AT U, U SCARED, LOOK AT U, U SCARED NOW HO

-UH! U SCARED OF DA REAL MAN!

-LOOK AT U, U SCARED! IT'S DJ HI-TEK BITCH

-I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME FAGGOT

-I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME, FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME

-FUCK U TILL U, FUCK U TILL U, FUCK U TILL U LOVE

-I'LL FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME, FUCK U TILL U LOVE ME

-U WON'T LAST 2 MINUTES IN MY WORLD BITCH

 

T-E-N-$-I-O-N

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Van Coke Kartel comic – Wie’s Bang? #3

Van Coke Kartel se derde comic in die Wie's Bang reeks waaraan griff en Blink Stefanus gehelp werk het is nou beskikbaar. Jy kan dit verniet download hierso

Die illustrator vir hierdie uitgawe is die moerse talented Lohan Grobler en vir die van julle wat like van creative prosesse nodge is daar 'n video onder hierdie illustration wat bietjie opge-speed is om die illustrasieproses van een van die comic se panels te wys. Dis poesbaie werk. Ons kan nie glo ons gee 'n 25 bladsye comic van hierdie uitstekende gehalte vir julle verniet weg nie. Kort arms, diep sakke.

Julle kan at least vir die bra 'n garage pie koop en sy kar was…

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Die Playboer Mansion

Daar is nuwe skippies beskikbaar innie Zefshop. Die ouens van Playboer Clothing het die eerste twee shirts in hulle range uitgebring: Die Playboer Mansion en hulle Original Playboer Logo.

Gaan gooi 'n draai as jy belangstel in die stylie shirts. Daar is op die oomblik omtrent 'n totaal van 20 van elk in verskillende groottes.

"Back in 1830, as just a whisper among men sitting around the fire and tired of deducing the seasons by the stars, the concept of a calendar was conceived. Not just any calendar, but one tastefully showcasing the loveliest daughters of the voortrekkers, without upsetting dominee. Thought to have been lost during the trekking, Jannie Stokskommel and Kobus Beesneus rediscovered the iconic calendar, determining to return it to the nation with a modern twist, thus continuing the legend of PLAYBOER©"

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