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Koppi Quotes

Hier is vir julle so paar one-liners wat so paar mense hierdie jaar by Oppikoppi gehoor het en vir ons ingestuur het. Ons tjommie, Ingrid het ook 'n spul kief fotos ge-snap wat julle hier kan uitcheck. Ons sal later 'n video of twee ook plak. Ons moet net die kamera's laat droog word in die son en check of hulle nog werk.

Pick-up line – "Ek weet jys nie n microwave nie, maar kan ek hom insit vir twee minute?"

Dag na Koppi by die werk – "Ek is by die werk gese ek is die 8ste wonder van die wereld. Slapkak wat regop loop… understatement"

Dronk chick wat voor haar tent sit en meisies tune wat verbyloop – "Julle jong girls moenie dronk raak en unprotected sex met vreemde ouens hê nie – weet jy hoe fokken lyk jou gwhar na jy 'n baba gehad het?!"

Dieselfde chick, wat vir laities wie se broeke halfmas hang en verbyloop wedgies gee – "Fok!! kyk hoe lyk jy – kom hier!! Trek op jou fokken broek broek! En bring vir mamma nog acid!!"

Pick-up line "Wil jy naai? Nee? Nou hoekom bring jy jou poes saam?"

Gehoor by die bar – "Cut off your nose to enhance your face"

Gese vir twee blekerige, donkerkop hipster chicks wat op klippe tussen bome op die opdraende sit oppad na die Klein Bar – "Het jy al Twilight gekyk?"

Gesing saam met Heuwels Fantasties se "Pille vir Kersfees" – "Whaaaack soek piele vir Tertius!"

In die storte – "Ag jissis, ek het het alles behalwe seep saamgebring" Ander ou loer oor die muur: "Daar is Dove op die muur agter jou" Eerste ou: "Dis vol pubes. Ek sal dit maar af was"

Gehoor in die bandcamp area – "Daar kort 'n nuwe band. Pierre van Heuwels saam met 'n klomp dwergies op stage, maar regte dwergies. Die Dwergies Fantasties."

Vir nog dinge wat gehoor is by Oppikoppi, gaan check Channel24 uit. Daar is so paar corkers. Of las jou eies by as jy daar was.

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Oppikoppi knak ons.

Ons is nog besig om te huil en stadig vorentoe en agtertoe te wieg terwyl ons die kniee vashou. As jy in die meantime so paar lekker kiekies het van die naweek by Oppikoppi of so paar lekker one-liners, het lob dit oor na ons kant toe.

Ons sal seker so stadigaan probeer om 'n gallery of iets aanmekaar te sit, maar dis maar moelik met die snot en die bloed wat heeltyd oor die keyboard spuit.

OK, ons moet nou eers weer wegstrompel. En verder gaan huil.

Huuuuuuh! Snork-snork!

*ruk-skouer-pisgril*

huilerig

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Dis naweek. Want ons fok Oppikoppi toe. Sorry.

Sorry maats, maar hierdie week duik ons vroeg, want sien, dis naweek. Sommer 'n lekker lange, veral as jy gaan uitslaan by Oppikoppi soos waterpokkies.

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Oppikoppi tickets amper uitverkoop

Julle last minute mense wat geskiem het jy gaan kaartjies by die hek kan koop moet dalk vinnig heroorweeg. Daar is minder as koppi1000 kaartjies beskikbaar en die mense maak al heavy konvooi oppad soontoe. Hierie outjies in die foto saal heel moonlik hulle tente opgeslaan he in die volgende uur en begin konvooilooi.

Hieso is 'n 'n vinnige update:

OppiKoppi: Sexy Crooked Teeth festival heading for the first ever sell out in its 16 year history!
 
At the time of going to press it looks like 2010 might be a history making year for the Oppikoppi festival: unprecedented pre-sales means that on Thursday morning the festival had only a paltry 1000 tickets left which are moving fast.
 
A surprised sounding Carel Hoffmann (president for life for OppiKoppi / Hilltoplive) said that it was unexpected. “We actually thought the world cup might detract from the attendance this year but something clicked and there is more interest than ever before. We are really thankful for the support. It really feels strange to put out a “sold out” sign for the festival, for the first time ever. It is quite humbling to find our little brainchild and sideline rock n roll party being the centre of this frenzy. We never thought it would reach this level”.
 
Although in the past cash sales were allowed the massive pre-sales pick up just indicates that all the water and terrain logistics will be tested. Hence this press release and capacity call.
 
We will definitely look at upgrading some of the systems and stage areas for next year, but we have to also ensure that the fans and bands have a good time this year.
 
The single biggest constraint on the farm is water, so campers are encouraged to bring a bottle or two along. Or more beer.
 
Thank you very much for your support, we never thought we would actually send out a missive like this.

Long live rock ‘n roll.

See you in the dust!
 
You can buy the last few tickets from www.ticketbreak.co.za – remember to join them as a member first to make the process easier. For updates on ticket availability stay in touch on Twitter and Facebook

The OppiKoppi clan/crew/family.

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