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Die Antwoord se nuwe tune – Jou Ma se Poes in ‘n Fishpaste Jar.

Hieso is hy my blare, die nuwe fre$h tune van Die Antwoord. Sit hom sommer poeshard.

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Jy kan hom vir 'n limited tyd gaan download by Die Antwoord se website.

 

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Steel Panther – cock rock en glam metal is terug! Wen 5 CD’s!

Mirrag maats, Steel Panther, 'n heavy metal glam / cock rock band het hierdie week hulle album "Feel The Steel" in Suid-Afrika release. Dis 'n fokken cool album en omdat niemand weet wie die fok hulle is nie, vertel ons hulle hele storie. Kompleet met fototjies en videos. Ons gee ook hulle CD weg aan 5 lucky fokkers.feel the steel Julle moet nou fokken mooi luister en konsentreer want hierdie is 'n lang insrkywing vandag: Hierie hele storie appeal tot die 80s en cock rock fans. Daar is vyf CD's up for grabs hieso op Watkykjy. Steel Panther se "Feel the Steel". Al wat jy moet doen, is om vir ons jou beste rock & roll, metal, cock rock of glam metal experience te beskryf. Die beste vyf stories wen elk 'n CD. Jou storie hoef nie poeslank te wees nie. Prentjies of foto's kan ook kief werk saam met die storie. Die sluitingsdatum is 20:00 Sondagaand 7 Februarie. Ons maak die wenners Maandag 8 Februarie bekend en naai hulle stories sommer one-time hieso op Watkykjy, so jy het 'n week tyd om jou rock 'n roll memories uit te krap, of maybe daai sielkindige te gaan sien, Clarice


Micheal Starr, Satchel, Lexxi Foxxx en Stix Zidinia is die band members van Steel Panther. Tien teen een die beste glam metal of cock rock band wat jy ooit in jou lewe sal hoor. Niemand weet dit nie, maar hulle was die ouens wat die weg gebaan het vir die meer bekende 80's en 90's pielruk bands soos Motley Crue, Guns N' Roses, Janes Addiction en dies klas van ouens. Hulle was die Sunset Strip se fokken baas in '88. Die vaders van die big hair en toit pant rock generation. steel pantherAnder bands sou hulle later copy. Al daai outrageous fokken ge-teasde hare, die geskeurde tight jeanpant, die blonde maanhare met fucked punte, cowboy leather chaps, bandannas en daai knoppe voor in die broeke (hello Axel?) was alles Steel Panther trademarks gewees. Even al die heavy draks, die suip tot jy kots en groepswoepse tot manbotter van die ceilings afdrup was nie 'n Motley Crue invention nie. Jy kan basically sê dat Steel Panther daai oorgeneem het by die ancient Grieke en cock rock en metal riffs bygesit het. Steel Panther het vir metal en orgies gedoen wat Martha Steward gedoen het vir infomercials en die tjoekie. Fokken heavy next level. Obviously het die ander upcoming bands krapperig geraak. Jy sou ook jou moer gepluk het as jy fokol naai gekry het in 'n stad soos L.A. waar dit rondwaai soos plastic sakke in die wind. Michael star reken: "Meeste van die ander bands het soos krimpies gekak en kerm. Hulle het fokol naai gekry. Ons het heeltyd ge-pomp. Die hele. Fokken. Tyd. Ons moes about supplements vat, so baie het ons gepomp! Hulle kon ook nie steel_pantherverstaan hoe ons al hiedie befokte gigs gekry het. Kan ons help dat ons so fokken aweseom is? Ek meen, fokken kyk na ons! Daai naai van Poison het my afgerip. Ek was die eerste ou met blonde hare en fokken tight pants. Toe ewe skielik is Vince Neil en sy bandannas op die scene. Whoop die fuckin-doo! Nou kry hy basies pielgriep op 'n weeklikse basis op sy reality show? Jirre ou. Nie so nie." Teen die tyd wat 1987 ingerol het wou al die groot record labels Steel Panther opsign. Hulle was die kak. Ongelukkig het die band spoorloos verdwyn en nooit vir hulle groot gig opgedaag nie. Daar was vermoed dat hulle eerder gekies het om chicks te zaber backstage, lokasie spinasie te rook en drakies te jaag. Daar het ook skinderstories en urban legends die rondtes gedoen dat een of ander verlore album iewers bestaan wat die ouens record het, maar fokol het daarvan gekom. Tot eendag onlangs… Universal-Republic se President, Monte Lipman het 'n pakkie op sy lessenaaar gekry. In die pakkie was daar 'n CD. Dit was Steel Panther. steel_panther_5310946Hy het 'n boner gekry en moerse opgewonde vertel: "Die musiek, prys die jirre, het nie verander nie. Dit gaan nog steeds oor daai poesgevaarlike klere en die groot hare. En dan natuurlik oor die gulpvrug polka met seriously, seriously, seriously warm gooses. Nie net mooi soos in sy staan by die pooltafel met 'n kort denmin rompie en jy kan camel toe sien as sy sak om nommer 8 te sink nie. Ek praat van witwarm chicks met tiete en bene wat al die pad opgaan en 'n gesonde parra maak. Chicks wat warm genoeg is om in ons music videos te star. Die warmste cherry wat mens wil brand. Die tipes wat dominees laat draties kap. Daar is baie van hulle hier in L.A. en ons deel pakslae uit met die snotsambok onder die bestes van hulle. Die hele. Fokken. Tyd." Dit lyk of Steel Panther (soos metal) hier is om te bly vir 'n poeslang ruk. Hulle is besig om orals en teen almal te pis en hulle plek te merk. As die A-Team 'n moerse comeback kan maak, kan Steel Panther ook re-orbit. Hulle het altwee immers dieselfde fokken pa – die fokken 80's my bra. Behind the scenes met Steel Panther: Death to all but metal: Community Property:

Agter op die CD Tune hulle disclaimer

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Tunes op hulle CD sluit in

  1.  Death to All But Metal
  2. . Asian Hooker
  3. Community Property
  4. Eyes of A Panther
  5. Fat Girl (That She Blows)
  6.  Eatin' Ain't Ceahtin'
  7.  PArty Allday
  8.  Turn Out The Lights
  9. Stripper Girl
  10.  The Shocker
  11. . Girl From Oklahoma
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Die Antwoord – Liewe maatjies (nogge splinternuwe tune)

Hieso is ‘n tune spesiaal vir al Die Antwoord se maatjies. Die naam van die tune is “Liewe Maatjies”, want die moerefokken Antwoord het jou lief.

Die Antwoord – Liewe Maatjies:

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Dit maak mens sommer lus om met ‘n bike langs die beach af te gaan cruise en vir almal te waai en stop om roomys te koop. Daar word binnekort nogge tune release so hou hierie spasie dop. Chips, hier kom die onnies…

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Die Antwoord – Beat Boy (met lyrics)

Soos belowe, hou ons aan om Die Antwoord se nuwe tunes hieso met ‘n dik insulated Joburg Water pyp op Watkykjy uit te pomp asof dit ‘n nuwe decade is met new horizons. As jy maklik apies met slap handjies kak moet jy liewer nie hierĀ  luister of lees nie. Gaan eet eerder ‘n garage paai en ‘n Rennie. Doen dit maybe in elk geval as jy klaar geluister het.

Die Antwoord – Beat Boy:

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Beat Boy
Yo Dj Hi-Tek
Drop The Motherfuckin Beat Box Dog
Bring That Next-Level Shit
Uh, Yo, For Real
That’s What I’m Talking About
Check It Out

Totally Psychic, Open Your Mind Quick As The Vibe Kicks
Moederfok It, I Skeem This Vibe’s Rou
Jislaaik Yo
Yo Yo Yo Yo Check Out This Hype Flow
I Go By The Name Of
N-I-N-J To The Motherfuckin A
Straining Your Brain Like Tv Static
Check Out The Phunky 3D Grafix
Rave Visuals, Enter My Digital Zone
As I Recite A Poem On The Microphone
I’m Scoping, 3Rd Eye Strobing, Mind Open, Sweat Streaming
Flesh Gleaming, Best Feeling, High-Energy Peaking, Deep Meanings
Freak When I See Things, Like This Chick In A G-String
Can I Touch You Friend?

Hook:
Beat Boy, Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy
Hit That Perfect, Hit That Perfect
Hit That Perfect Beat Boy

(Repeat)

Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Yo Pump It Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It,
Pump It Uh!, Yo Pump It Uh Uh!
Lick It, Dip It, Twist It, Turn It, Stick It, Dunk It
P-P-P-P-Pump It!

I Think About You When I Masturbate
You Can’t Even Believe It But That’s Ok
On The Microphone I Fascinate
When I Let My 3Rd Eye Exaggerate
Freaky Visions, I Tell You What I See
Cold Concrete Scattered With Dry Leaves
You Naked Lying On The Pavement
People Are Standing Round With Laany Shoes
You Can Hardly Move, You Look Sexy
All Of A Sudden, The Streets Are Empty
You Stand Up, Open Your Eye-Lids
You In A Trench Coat, It’s French, You Look Stylish
You Walk In The Silence, Not Sure What The Time Is
It’s Totally Twilight, The Sky Is Violet
An Abandoned House, Look Ahead You See
Some Open The Door, Yes It’s Me
With The Meanest Penis You Ever Seen
You On Your Period, With No Tampon
You Kneel Down And Get With The Vibe
Your Period Blood Has Crystalized
You Offer Me The Red Crystal, It’s Ill
Grab Hold Of The Mic Tight, Tonight’s The Night
The Vibe Is Live, Pump Up The Base
I Got Tentacles Coming Out My Face
I Rise Into The Air Cut Myself Open
Warm Blood Pours Down All Round
I Speak From The Deep Cut In Between My Thighs
You Covered In Blood Rubbing Your Boobs, Feeling Nice

Hook

You Open The Door Step Into The Place
Look Around, Strange Painting On The Walls
A Chick On The Floor On All Fours, Totally Nude
In High Heels, The Vibes Ill
She’s Hand-Cuffed, Ankle Cuffed, Steel Collar
With A Long Lease Attached To The Ceiling
The Scene’s Appealing, Revealing Weird Feelings
Make You Forget About What You Believing
Another Chick Chilling Against The Wall
Flashing Her Boobs, Legs Spread With A Nice Vagina
And A Long Stick, There’s A Nice Big
Painting Above Her Head, Expensive!
You Check Another Chick On All Fours
Chilling Next To Another Chick Lying On The Floor
Legs Spread In The Middle Of The Corridor
Close Shave, Don’t Touch What You Can’t Afford
The Next-Room’s A Bed Room, You Become Two
What I Mean Is: You Plus Another You
You Get Down With Yourself While I Watch
Body Buzzing Like A Bed Of A Billion Bees
You Kneel Down In Front Of The Other You
Time To Learn Something New
The One Kneeling Is A Slave
Kneel For The Master
Feel The Warm Hand On The Back Of Your Head
You Got A Tattoo On The Back Of Your Neck
An Infinity Sign That Represents Your Past
Your Master Touches You On Your Tattoo
And Removes Your Tattoo, Now You Brand New
I’m Proud Of You Dear
There’s Nothing You Not Allowed To Do Here
Listen To Me, The Infinity Tattoo Is A Key
Let Go To My Rhyme And Open Your Mind

Hook

Lift Up Your Dress, Open Up Your Legs
Your Vaginas Sewn Up, Untie The Thread
My Sublime Rhyme Inside Your Head
Your Mind Is Rushing, Vagina Gushing
Another Chick In The Corner Taking A Piss
It Looks Nice, The Whole Vibe Is Totally Kinky
Look Around, The New Room Is Fancy
Remove Your Fur Coat, Remove Your Panties
I’m Rocking A Suit And A Black Face Mask
I Ejaculate In Champaign Glass
Your Precious Flesh Is So Mysterious
Pierce Your Nipples With Two Long Needles
Like A Crucifix, Take You To Another Level
While I Get My Freak On, The Vibe Is Mental
Transcendental, We Somewhere Else Now
Still Rocking A Mask, But I’ve Taken Off My Suit
You Rocking A Mask Too, Shaking Your Nice Boobs
I Tell You I Like You, You Feel My Piel
We Start French Kissing With Flippin Long Tongues
We Somewhere Else Now, You Dressed Conservative
I Transform Into A Big Black God
Feel The Realness, My Dick’s Lank Hard
You Can’t Belive It, A Dick In Your Palm
As Big As Your Arm, We Somewhere Else Now
A Hospital Uh! Get Ready For The Operation
Lot Of Guys Chilling Behind You, Blasts From The Past
All Rocking A Mask, Penises Out
Drop Your Panties For The Surgeon
“I’m Not A Virgin” It’s Not A Problem
Look In The Mirror, You Can See It’s You
You Got Two Nice Boobs And A Penis Too

Hook

The Men In The Masks Gather Round The Patient
Waiting In Anticipation
The Old Surgeon Says “Can You See This?”
“A Beautiful Woman With A Brand New Penis!”
You Klap The Surgeon, Flip Him Right Round
Bend Him Over, Lift His White Gown
Gryp The Surgeon’s Milky Butt-Cheeks
Rape The Surgeon, Break The Surgeon
Absorb You Penis Into Your Tummy
You A Woman Again, Complete With A Vagina
I’m Flipping My Rhyme Uh!
Tripping Your Mind Out
Ripping And Vipping Your Pip
Flip It Inside-Out
Now You The Teacher, You The Guide
The Real You Won’t See You Denied
You Got Crazy Sex Appeal, All Tied Up
Kneeling On The Pavement, You Can’t Say Shit
Your Mouth Is Gagged, You Surrounded By
A Thousand Guys Totally Under Your Spell
They All Totally Scared Of The Power You Hold
You Can Changed The Rules Of The Game And Devour Their Souls
Now’s The Time Girl
Let’s Head Back Into The Outside World
The World Of Others, It’s Time To Go Back
The Doors Are Stuck Shut But The Walls Are Beginning To Crack
Uh! Now The Walls Are Bleeding
It’s All Deceiving, You Soaking Wet
With No Regrets, Feel Your Body Sweat Blood
Peel Off Your Old Skin, Time To Get Love

You Arrive At The Cemetery In Time For The Ceremony
I Give You A Hot Kiss, Grab Hold Of Your Arse Cheeks
How’d You Like To Get Laid On This
Tomb Stone In The Middle Of The Rain Forest
My Gaze Puts You In A Dase, I’m Loving Your Long Tongue
Look At Your Beautiful Face, Covered In Hot Come
Spread My Wings Block Out The Sun
Lie On My Back, Scope Out Your Bum
My Penis Stays Hard, You Breathing Heavily
I Penetrate You, The Feelings Heavenly
Now Bounce Girl, You Know It’s Hot
Bounce, Bounce Girl Like, Oh My God!
Totally Freaky Deaky Phunky
Wad:E Make You Leave Your Body
Transport You To Another Dimension
You Alone In The Desert, Totally Nude
The Silence Is Violent
You Floating Above The Ground
Invisible Energies Penetrate
Every Hole In Your Body While You Levitate
You Start Coming Apart, Shape-Shifting
Wild, Out Of Control
Destructo
Ghan Odn Ar
Dbir Vahniss
Dgug Rgyud
Hgyur Bzan
Bhren Sseh
Ehrsta Sugam
Satah!

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