Category Archives: briewe

Pa se honne

Weetie of julle al 'n kompetisie vir die domste doos gehad het nie maar hierie ou sal 'n plek hardloop op die minste.  Die storie is lank  en julle kan hom gaan oplees by die interwebs maar die kort weergawe is so:

1. Speel rugby league, speel jou gat af
2. Op 20 jaar word gekies vir n gatskop pro span
3. Speel nog fokken harder, raak bekend
4. Paartie by 'n pel se huis, word fokken stukkeeeeend
5. Sit jou piel in jou pel se hond se bek.  Maak seker iemand vat 'n nice action shot
6. Iemand plak die foto op vleisbroek
7. Bedank huil-huil jou plek in die span oor die aardse skande op die span, die fans, die sponsors, jou familie, almal wat honde het, almal wat kanker het en almal wat draties kap in die hondehok – verloor so more or less R1,7 fokken M se kontrak.

honde mondnaaier

Hier is 'n animated weergawe van die storie

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Ook gefile in Zefgatte in die nuus | 15 Comments

Child trafficking – Zoo Lake

Hey outjies,

Ons doen gewoonlik nie hierdie tipe posts op Watkykjy nie, want mense stuur die grootste klomp kak rond op die intertube, maar hierdie is legit (die brief, nie die konte nie) en dis fokken serious business.

As jy naby Zoo Lake bly, kan jy dalk uithelp.

Shot.


Att: Colonel Moodley

South African Police Force

Dear Colonel Moodley

I refer you to the article in the Killarney Rosebank Gazette about the Child trafficing attempt at the Zoo Lake.

Me and my wife (Gavin Lipschitz and Dr Caron-Kim Wides) were the witnesses to the incident. I took the attached images of the man that made the offer to the maid to buy the child that the maid was looking after from her. Unfortunately, I did not hear him make offer directly, however, I saw her reaction to what he said as he said it and heard her shouting aggressively at the man (telling him to get away and that he is crazy) and saw her guarding the child from him from about 20 – 30m away at most. When I asked her why she was so upset (about 15 seconds later) she told me immediately that the man in these pictures had offered to buy the child from her.

It is important to note that this man stayed around the jungle gyms at the Zoo lake for approx. 2 hours on this day – a working day. I know this because I went back to check.

He was with a whole bunch of men – there is one picture of 2 of the other men that he was with, as I am sure it important to assess who he is associated with. Unfortunately I did not photograph the rest of them – there were approx. 6-8 of them sitting at an nearby table. He is aware that I took pictures /  videos of him as I confronted him directly – telling him that I have his image and won't forget his face. (Thinking that will serve as a preventative measure of sorts). The maid also made the security guard stationed at the Jungle Gyms aware of what had happened and I am sure he too can identify him, as well as the many other maids from surrounding houses that saw the incident.

Attached are images extracted from a video that I took on my phone. I hope this helps with the investigation. If you need me to make an official statement please let me know and I will come into the station and make one.

My contact details are 083 292 2282 or contact me by email on gavlips@pixie.co.za or my wife on gavlips@me.com.

Thanks in advance.

Regards
Gavin Lipschitz

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Watse model Opel is hierie?

Hi,

Ek het n foto van die zefste van zef Opel met 'n springbok inspirasie paint job en Panjo die tier se vel as interior wat ek graag met julle wil deel. Die bestuurder is 'n karakter met kort moue en n giftige vleiskuif (moontlik Panjo se pa). Hey, en sy stukkie kan ook waargeneem word op die foto. Lekker Vanderbijlpark.

Jurie

zef opel 2

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Ook gefile in Zef zef zef | 18 Comments

Oplettende Watkykertjie – Sharks in Venice

Hi,

Ek het nou nog nie dié movie gesien nie, maar verbeel ek my of lyk dit net of daai mannetjie 'n Province trui aan? Shark In Venice (2008)

Anton

shark

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Gefile in briewe | Tagged | 3 Comments