But first, a book to help out Julius Malema:
As Watkykertjies bored raak by die werk., verander Malema in 'n poes en ons kry mail…
Dude, Ek sweer ek het dit randomly ingetik in Google en die nie ge-edit nie. Boredom. Screenshot gevat en ge-crop. Haha! Checkit. Lizette.
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The ANC and its leaders are 'shepherding' this country in the very direction as to why apartheid existed. Anarchy (or is that apathy?),Nepotism (or is that tribalism?), Corruption (or is that crime?).
Stand back, laugh and enjoy as it unfolds as predicted.
Julius Malema is my Hero!!!!
I can't believe that the case is going on for so long. What a joke!!! If we all had to go back to screaming racist names such as the K word we'd be arreasted and fined on the spot. Kill and shot the Boer means nothing. All it is, is aparheid reversed!!!!!!
Shakes, fokof en vrek.
Eve my dear, I do so share your sentiments about the poes in question on this page, but kindly get your grammar above the level of Juju's woodwork marks if you please?
Ontspan die boudjies almal. Enige revolusievegter of wat hierdie buidelrotnaaiers hulsef noem en dan sing UMSHINIWAM, UMSHINIWAM – gee my majiengeweer, gee my masjiegeweer, is lankal vrekgeskiet in kontak my blaar. Jy dra jou wapen by jou, 24/7. As jy draers vir jou gun het is jy fokken dood en Garp sien uit daarna. Bietjie geroes, maar active ops in Angola loop sterk. Bring my umshiniwham – joke. DDD
I’m so flabbagastd to hear wat our own black ppl hv bn sayng abt our own blck leader, wow again white folks are managing 2 make most blk ppl 2 blv dt JM is wrong or guilty, pls wake up guys coz dis ppl never accepted democracy in de 1st place and 2 b led by blck person bt stil u cnt c dat, and stop enjoyng being led by white racists folks.
Ag fok, helaas is alles verlore – selfs 'n hele peleton Grammar Nazi's kan nooit daai fokken MXit-speak se legacy uitwis nie!
Shwabahla, this is my third attempt to get through to you and I sincerely hope there is a connection this time. Two brief points firstly, if your opinion is as weak as your grammar, your basis for deductive resoning is fucked. Secondly, none of your comments and points hold any water, so please see my response to "shakes" earlier in this blog. I truly hope you get better soon and feel well even sooner. Regards, DDD
Sorry Prof about my (spelling) but I was in a hurry which is no excuse. Well at least you got my point!!!!! I do feel quite stupid!!!
Eve, all was said tongue in cheek, and normally on this site I get told to go fuck myself for comments like those, so you seem like a real sweetie – if you plan to comment here regularly you could do with some toughening up! Start by calling Juju a poes in the public domain and see if you feels meer befok afterwards?
Muishondpoes.
These child freedom is only seventeen years old and the pain that most people felt before he was born their wounts are not not yet cured, and for us the youth of south africa, who every day point fingers at one another will end up loosing all that was fought for by our forefathers. From as far as Bram Fisher to Nelson Mandela the dream of living in freedom had always been their career and I urge to us all the youth of South Africa to spent more time on how to mantain love and peace among us …The future and the better lifes of South Africans is in our hands.PEACE
Vandag se mantra: "Ek sal fokkol doosliks sê oor Douglas se comment; ek sal fokkol doosliks sê oor Douglas se comment; ek sal fokkol doosliks sê oor Douglas se comment…….
douglas, you are an enlightened person of similar opinion. i hope this gets posted. fabricatti di diem, vulva. feel it, brother, DDD
die waarheid maak seer so vok hom
Douglas, siende dat jy minderjarig is en nog nie mag vloek nie, sal ek jou maar moet "pottie-train" my seun. In kort, die op die klip-uitgekakte en son-uitgebrande fokken bevrugte eiersel, is besig om met die jeug van vandag se fokken "grysstof" rond-te-kont. Intussen sit hy diep in die ANCYL lede se zak en voel fokkol vir enige iemand anders as homself nie. Die vierkantige-karton papier-struktuur of DOOS in Afrikaans. Kortom, in beste bekrywende taal verbruik, hy is 'n groot POES. Einde van les 1………
Ek is nuut tot die site, maar 4ken LAVITT!!! DDD en prof, u rock!
JA EN DUDE WORD VERGETE
Sorry for the English reply. I obect to you calling this oxygen thief a "poes". In my language a "poes" is a very usefull thing. This piece of low life needs a name that is unique to only him and the likes of bin laden
As ek "Arno is" intik is ek vermoedelik gay of in new orleans, 2 voorstelle wat altwee kak/modder wil stoot. ek dink google moet hulle feite reg kry
Dude, u rock this joint, much betta!
Dankie WMDA; moerse naais van jou – hier's 'n paar eenvoudige tips:
1) Belangrikste is dat jy fokkol wat gepublish word kan delete, so dink so bietjie voor jy "Post Comment" kliek (fok, ek hoop ek luister na myself – daar's heelwat kak wat ek al gepraat het wat ek sou wou delete/onttrek as ek kon – soos hulle sê, die Internet is forever;
2) Dit herinner my – as jy sit en suip terwyl jy comment, wees ekstra waaksaam met daai Keyboard Warrior-attitude;
3) Behalwe vir die odd verbygaande kont wat dit verdien, moenie onnodiglik 'n doos wees met ander Watkykertjies nie – veral nie as jy sit en suip nie (verwys na tip #2);
4) Moenie vir Zefmeester kak byt nie;
5) Spelling is belangrik in kont-teks…of dalk fokken belangrik…of dalk glad nie fokken belangrik nie; ek probeer daai een nog self uit-figure;
6) As jy jou drank op jou mat omdonner, gooi baie sodawater daarop uit en droog dadelik op met baie papierservette om vlekke te voorkom;
7) Onthou om altyd jou handjies te was, veral na skommies. Dis net mooi maniere.
Julius Malema is my grootste Hero — as dit ni vir hom was ni dan was ek die wereld se domste doos. Dankie Julius.
shot bra, we are many for we are legion
Geagte WMDA en Prof. Dankie Prof, ek het natuurlik omtrent al die basics vergeet, jou insettinge hierbo is goud, nee platinum werd, sommer vir almal, veral die dosevan die ANCYL wat ongelleterdheid tot die volgende vlak neem, soos mxit taal, caps-lock sinne en fuck-up taal grammatieka.. Net n gedagte, komende van n gesertifiseerde skisofreen-suipende-tikkende-min-respek-vir-keyboard-ninja wat buite die doos is oor punt 6. As ek drank oppie mat ommoer, doen ek 1) gee die mat CPR en suig die drank uit, Vodka is duur teen twee liter per 24 uur. 2) Tergeleketyd met CPR, soos Prof se, probeer ek vloeistof "opsuig", maar ek gebruik dustbuster, wat reversible is, dan recycle ek die dop. Ek lewe groen en verklein so my koolstofspoor (carbon footprint). DDD
Ja/Nee bou met sy generasie se nasie wat nie eers kan werk met hout nie..
Persoonlik dink ek almal blaf teen die verkeerde boom op as dit kom by Julias. Hy is regtig net die puppet wat se wat die ander nie regtig kan of wil se nie. Daai mannetjie is better beskerm as die R in Proes straat. Wat my soms so effe in my mond laat kots is dat my en elke SA burger wat belasting betaal se geld gebruik word om hom op te pas.
Dan is hy n knieg – laer as n poes ??
hy is fokken Gout as julle my vra, hy toon al die simptome daarvan
Prof, punte 1, 3, 4 & 5 is haalbaar vir my. Punt 2 bietjie moeiliker. Punt 6 onmoontlik want ek het eed met myself dat vir elke drankie (druppel) aartappelsap gemors, ek my piel met hamer moet kap. Dis fokken seer glo my en dus let ek op in die klas. Punt 7, sal tog vir omama herinner om te voldoen na sy my gespeel het……
Julius malema has made a good example of how it feels like to be an insulting leader and I’m at no stage of being pottei trained insults, I could rather understand that south africans have the rite to freedom of saying what ever they feel its their opinion and I believe that for him to be called a poes by some of us is due to the unsatisfaction of his way of talking,however the leaders that fought for black and white discrimination has buried it seventeen years ago and up until now there is steel a black and white leather word from our youth,s comments, Allowing changes and differences in our life can bring peace and justice in way we all deserve it. PEACE
EK LURV DIE SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
douglas, should i translate the latin for you, you cretin? DDD
Dougie, I merely ask, because you strike me as a person of superior intellect. Or maybe I should just cut and paste it again, Fabricatie de diem, Vulva! DDD
@DDD Out of the building of the day, for the uterus? is dit wat jy probeer oordra aan die bra?
Amper daar Arno, dis "Make my day, poes!" jy kan self in afrikaans klank….
lol
ek is jammer ek het duisende jare terug latin getune
tune 'n ding soos hy is! reguit… julle is my inspirasie! haha
Arno en nedelesers, jul kan altyd Juju doe volgende meedeel, dis wel bewys…Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus – Jou ma was n hamster en jou pa het na moerbuie gestink. DDD
ANC in a NUTSHELL
A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man below.
"Excuse me," she called, "can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS. "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 10m above a ground elevation of 782m above sea level," he said. "You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said: "You must be a DA supporter!"
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist," everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help."
The man smiled and responded: "You must be an ANC government official."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault.
lol, daai is baie waar
Defnitief. Soos Sanlam. Verseker. Lam innie pram ANC. DDD
Jisis as spelling regtig belangrik was,is julle almal n poes
Qoos, dis seker POESTE, poes
Dankie, julle het sopas my stoel opgefok. Myself gepis van die lag! (Wel, nie regtig nie, maar dit klink befok as jy gesuip is :D)
In Elk Geval; julle is die elite van SA, ek's fo-o-o-o-o-okken moerse bly daar's nog mense met breins in dié land.
Nee David, dis poese. Daars geen tee in meer as een poes nie, net heuning (en bloed so af en toe.)
steve hofmeyr is n poes!!!!!!!!!
Michael – jys reg, Steve Mofryer is die Vanilla eish weergawe van Malemmer so hys ´n poes.
Wat praat julle ouens? Steve is n goeie ou. Goed om teen te pis ja……DDD