Friday is Pizza day at work. The pizza is wrapped in foil for some reason. Usually I make myself a hat and wear it, but it got boring, so I started making foil dicks and leaving it on one of our manager’s desk as soon as he is not around. When I go around later to check the reaction later, it is moved. He places it upright on the secretary’s chair. After that I don’t know what happens to the foil dick. It is gone. As long as I have pizza’s on Friday’s, they’ll keep turning up and ending on the secretary’s chair. Upright.